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Constant

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  1. Jokes on you. I don’t even have a sister.
  2. Okay, cool.
  3. We can’t move the ball on anyone. Texas isn’t special in that regard. 2 win Arkansas moved the ball just fine against Texas. As did 5 win Mississippi State and 5 win Kentucky.
  4. And out of the playoffs just like Texas should be.
  5. Totally the same as losing to Florida. No doubt.
  6. Okay? Your weird sexual tension aside, what difference does it make? Congratulations! You still lost to Florida.
  7. What a loser victim mentality. OU has its worts for sure, but how about you just don’t lose to suck ass Florida and quit bitching about how unfair you’re being treated. Texas is a cunt hair from being a 7-5 football team. Shut the fuck up already.
  8. The fact the bracket doesn’t reseed is the dumbest shit in the world.
  9. If the medical research community could tap into Longhorn optimism, cancer would’ve been cured yesterday.
  10. Never a doubt.
  11. Scratch that.
  12. Never a doubt.
  13. That was a nice throw.
  14. We don’t belong near a playoff, yet.
  15. Elko gonna get bailed out of a bad decision here. Punt it and play.
  16. Yeah, but he got hyped and was yelling in his suit pregame.
  17. Fuck it. I’m going deep.
  18. I don’t know. Would you like to discuss NFL tight end Blake Bell’s 4 touchdowns in a 63-21 OU victory?
  19. If they run Pribula out there on a bad ankle, it might as well be a funeral.
  20. There’s no drama quite like Longhorn drama.
  21. Yeah, that stings. But I’ve lived through getting my ass kicked by Case McCoy. This too shall pass.
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