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Constant

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  1. Just edged out Italy for best on beam. Total domination even with a fall.
  2. Even if he’s not selected, I hope he has the humility to stay out front on messaging. He’s too good to have locked away in Minnesota.
  3. This motherfucker three dreams deep in his own Inception. A business mann.
  4. While on the topic of Republicans being weird, never forget how this fucking loser drinks from a bottle of water. So alpha.
  5. Taylor Swift is performing something live during the Olympics tonight on NBC. Would be a terrible shame for Trump if she were to use this opportunity to drop her nuts on the table.
  6. Think I prefer Kelly and what he brings in Arizona out of those guys.
  7. Likes to dip into Picante mild as well.
  8. Had a friend at work get shot in the face and ear. This was three weeks after the incident and a plastic surgery to fix the ear shape.
  9. Would make things so much easier for Florida to reject him. Feels like there are too many rednecks, though.
  10. ‘Trump Talks Cryptically About Future Elections’ It needs to be the #1 story of the day, but it won’t.
  11. Listen to what he’s telling you.
  12. I want to post this to my instagram. Someone solve this equation for me. I don’t have X because fuck Elon.
  13. This is exactly who you are, you moron.
  14. Fuck her. She lost any and all credibility the second she endorsed Trump.
  15. This particular meme never fails me.
  16. Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 328repandaboveonly.
  17. Hell hath no fury like scored women. Lets fucking go, ladies. This is your moment.
  18. I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour.
  19. Going to toast a nice reposado to this mother fucker.
  20. I’m sure the party of personal responsibility took full responsibility.
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