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Constant

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  1. Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction.
  2. Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas.
  3. Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out.
  4. Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car.
  5. Tatum should be good to go. Hopefully Burks can go, but we’ll see. Anderson is probably done for the year and draft focused (which is nuts). I don’t see the optimism with Farooq anytime soon- maybe by the last quarter of the season. Gentry is done for the year with his shoulder. Anthony done for sure. OL getting some time to continue getting healthy and get some work together will be huge. Auburn was the first time the 5 that Bedenbaugh wanted out there played together. Hickman is still hurt, but playing through it. Bye week also greatly benefits the defense getting some rest. With the offense sucking they have played a ton of snaps and it showed against Auburn. They looked generally slower and lethargic which led to our worst tackling day of the season. 76 defensive snaps against Auburn, and 75 against Tennessee. Total MASH unit. Texas should dismantle their football program if they lose to this team.
  6. Anthony is going to redshirt and have another procedure on his knee. If it weren’t for bad luck, we’d have no luck at all.
  7. Bama is quite good at football.
  8. Joe Tessitore is struggling to tear apart a plushy shetland pony while saying, “trueeeeee freshmannnnnn, firssssst sec road game, not supposed to winnnnnnnn. God damn ittttttttt.”
  9. Odds on favorite to win this conference at this point.
  10. We may actually lose our game next week against this up and coming team named BYE.
  11. Will spare the board and myself an OU thread. Getting close to kick with Auburn. We’ll see how this goes.
  12. Tennessee ran it 52 times for 151 yards, 2.9 ypc. They didn’t run it down anyones throat.
  13. That ref is looking in that tiny monitor shaking and wishing he didn’t have to make this call.
  14. Anderson isn’t expected to return from what I’m hearing. I put Farooq in the same boat. I would imagine he’s putting all efforts in getting prepared for combine/workouts.
  15. All of the first 5 wideouts being out is pretty insane. 3 of them for the season.
  16. It would be a disservice to the team to keep Arnold in when he hasn’t done two things right in a row all season. I don’t like how our offense is structured, but if the RPO is going to be a significant part of it, the QB needs to give when there’s a light box and throw when there’s a heavy box. Simple stuff. Arnold seems incapable of correctly counting defenders in the box. For example, he pulled this and threw an incompletion: Holy shit, dude.
  17. Considering he doesn’t exercise at all, that’s an insane amount of food.
  18. Also the safety was a bit of a killer.
  19. Dolby snaps his leg. This year just aint it.
  20. Defense is legit, but for how long?
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