Disco Strangler

Sarcasm. Believe me, I am aware of our freedoms that have been legislated away by this “freedom loving” shit hole of a state.

Hopefully Pornhub never leaves Texas!

What the fuck happened to TFG's awful hairdo - it is somehow even worse. Must be those low flow showerheads. He needs yuge, thick, ropey streams on his head to bring out his full volume.

Vision Quest was a great soundtrack, but I'll Fall in Love Again was first on one of Sammy's best albums (I will let others debate its place versus Three Lock Box).

He wants to end the 14th to cancel birthright citizenship. It’s the 22nd that keeps him from running again Twenty-Second Amendment Section 1 No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this Article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term. Section 2 This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.

Born on home plate and spent the first few months of his life sucking on Grimes' tittays. What's he frowning about?

Never a good sign when a story starts out "This one time, at Walmart. . . ."

In response to a request for comment from the Observer, Michaela Ross, vice president of media relations and executive communications with JP Morgan Chase, responded via email: “The employee in question is on leave while we complete our investigation. We do not tolerate hate speech of any kind.”

Giving that gal a facial would take two trips

Nobel Peace Prizes for all. Huzzah!

This pisses me off so much because it is a haunting reminder of the divisions created by tan suits and dijon mustard.

Step 1: Phone call to Homeland Security to discuss MF4MF_Wildcouple's alienage status Step 2: Wait for mass deportation Step 3: Bang Mrs. MF4MF_Wildcouple after he's on a boat back in his country of origin Step 4: Send a postcard photo to the recently deported cuckold. Win / Win

Wait for Trump to die (hopefully from natural causes: painful ass cancer or diaper rash that goes septic). Nobody on stage right who can take the cult leader baton at this insane level of fealty. As to this immigrant quoted in the article. Have some self respect and start walking your ass back home you self-hating loser. [Godfather slap meme act like a man]. I wouldn’t hire that asshole to separate beaks from talons for $3/day.