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Disco Strangler

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  1. If Biden did that? If Obama did that? If Crazy Earl of Crazy Earl’s Used Car Mart did that, there would be commentary, consequences, feedback. But the President of the United States of America did that. Today. Ho hum. In the new times (dibs on the phrase, I’m working in the details), US ā€œjournalismā€ will be punished or demoted for such laziness. That is the election pitch I want to hear.
  2. Holy shit, you’re right. No wonder the ultimate ā€œthroat GOATā€ Nancy is going to gobble down the Gipper’s man juice! That tan suit! GOP has a Madonna / whore complex . . . and they are so frustrated.
  3. Hillary should make a statement that Trump did what she stopped doing after her wedding night and sucked every drop of gravy out of Bill's hog. Make him deny it. Biggest irony twist in the entire timeline would be Trump's statement: "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
  4. So, Trump sucked Bubba's dick? That's shocking.
  5. When MAGA sees a white president versus a black one.
  6. Seems like one party in particular continues to expand corporate freedom while shrinking personal freedoms.
  7. Or Sutherland Springs? Or El Paso Walmart? Or Santa Fe High School? Or Midland / Odessa shooter . . . .?
  8. This show ain't playing. Call the phone number from the chyron when Carol was talking to the politician on TV: 202-808-3981
  9. Never forget. The world's richest Nazi took a chainsaw to the most Christian, soft-power-advancing thing that the US government did. He personally funded Trump's second term with amounts that eclipse the largest political donations our system has ever seen. His sweepstakes to set up a lottery for lucky Trump voters was as illegal as fuck. He is a reverse Alfred Nobel, using his riches not to benefit all mankind, but to benefit himself without giving one second of thought to the wreckage he has caused. Just mere months after he chain sawed his way through our system of competent governance, he has moved on and assumes his reputation will recover. Not in my eyes. Anyone who runs on a platform of nationalizing SpaceX and Starlink and revoking that evil dipshit's US citizenship gets my vote. And Big Balls and every other DOGE cocksucker can go join Elon in exile.
  10. This one definitely belongs here.
  11. The first time I saw the nudes of our great Patriot first lady and her immigrant titties, this Gaytriot turned into a Stratriot! I went home to my wife that very day and finally consummated our marriage on our 7th anniversary. My three children owe their very existence to those tasteful, boner-inducing nudie pics. Patriot of the Year? More like Patriot of the Millennium!
  12. But my HUB was one of the good ones . . . The other ones were total scams. Please stop with the discounting of how much uncertainty and pain this causes across the board. I’m sure this will further hurt small business. Newsome was right - anti-DEI is anti-black. This is an extension of it. This is another showing of Republican Party showing who and what they hate: -Education, Non-Whites, Poor People, Gays, Women, Jesus, Free Will, the Free Market, Themselves (a good portion of them)
  13. It seems like 50-75% of Trump's public statements occur while he is standing in that same door frame of Air Force 1. Mainly flying to or from some bullshit foreign trip, or back and forth to Palm Beach International airport. The other 25-50% of the time he is in his gilded room insulting any journalist who dares ask an honest question. Hold a real press conference you piece of shit.
  14. Third Term? More like third trip to through the buffet line. Couple of real chunks. She's eating her feelings and he's never not been "husky." These losers deserve each other.
  15. Pete sue is killing a bunch of people for a guy who does not get free security once he is out of his gig.
  16. in on 666
  17. The French have much to teach Texas.
  18. Drive by opinion, but it seems like Bibi eventually realized what all of Donald’s ā€œfriendsā€ eventually do: frog meet scorpion. There is a reason why the American public don’t know the names of any of Trump’s oldest friends - there aren’t any. Two assholes deserve each other.
  19. Columbus Day's origin as a federal holiday is an interesting story about our country's apparently continuous cycle of hating immigrants, killing immigrants, later finding some figurehead to honor "one of the good ones" of that immigrant group to appease the immigrants that were being hated on (and then progress . . . on to find the next group we can hate). https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2021/10/10/columbus-day-benjamin-harrison-mob-italians/
  20. proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. . . . to have the State call for censorship of a halftime show organized by a private entity. . . . now we get to watch it fall. . . . God smite my libtard enemies.
  21. And, his pornhub search trend has a LOT of ā€œBBC’’ in it.
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