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Disco Strangler

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  1. Marianne from Brooklyn had a legit acting cameo in Marty Supreme.
  2. Working on a family fun Christmas game. Match the "KID" to the picture: -Billy the Kid -Kid Hitler -Kid Rock -Kiddie Diddler
  3. Disco Strangler replied to stc's topic in Music
    More mainstream than the cool kids' lists: Witch Post - Beast Matt Beringer - Get Sunk Wet Leg - Moisturizer Jack White - No Name Perfume Genius - Glory Lola Young - I Am Only Fucking Myself Bon Iver - Sable, Fable Turnstile - Never Enough Portugal. The Man - Swish Deftones - Private Music
  4. Time is undefeated, especially for a 79 year-old rapidly diminishing bag of fat. What happens to the Trump administration criminals and crime-causing stooges when this is all over? I am thinking about the multitudes of dipshits like Bondi, Patel, Whiskey Pete, Carr, Voght, Miller, Noem and the list goes on and on. Given the brazenness of their actions, they must be counting on either the Trump Show never ending OR that Trump will be issuing a pardon for them before his term is over and he moves out of the presidency (God willing). What happens if he just keels the fuck over while tweeting on the shitter on a normal Tuesday evening (again, God willing). Are they are all sitting on pocket pardons (pardons that have been written and not yet disclosed)? Are they counting on Vance to dole out pardons as brazenly as Trump has? I would love to see the feathers flying in the hen house if/when that comes to pass - a bunch of legally vulnerable crimes with no pardon forthcoming.
  5. Humblebrag skill level: professional grade
  6. hard to admit how much I miss this dipshit.
  7. Kash Patel, FBI. Freeze Motherfucker.
  8. Dumbasses. So many Hispanic MAGA on the bandwagon. Maybe they see themselves as white or "white enough" to think they get to be part of the club that gets to be left alone in peace? White racists sure don't see it that way. The guy in the video should be worried that he will be targeted for deportation after showing up on a TV broadcast and admitting he is here on the DREAMER program. I guarantee that one of his customers/neighbors will be putting in a tip on him.
  9. The Salty Sailor.
  10. Along with calling Islam a cult and not a religion - this dipshit may end up with a Salman Rushdie-style fatwa on his head, sleeping with one eye open for the rest of his life (until that eye is stabbed out while he is talking to a group of people on a stage).
  11. Some of those who turn wrenches, are the same that collect key fobs.
  12. A lot of Republican voters want free government money, but Socialism is where they totally draw the line.
  13. Her celly is going to put a dementor in her prison pocket.
  14. But, who will keep an eye on Russia?
  15. Guy for sure lives in an echo chamber. . . . which is his wife's worn out vagina.
  16. Of course there is.
  17. Well, I think this gal here goes by Paulina Stanley after the transition. That makes this little fella Peter Criss.
  18. Where does that $12B come from? Does Congress have to pass a bill to spend the money or is it already appropriated somewhere and he is shifting from one allocation to another?
  19. So, this guy in New Braunfels put up a billboard to come out of the closet? So brave.
  20. As a child . . . as a soldier. Some self-hating, closeted guys do the "hoorah / kill em all" shit to further enhance their "normal straight republican" credentials. Its pathological.
  21. Fuckin' loose seals.
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