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Disco Strangler

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  1. Trump has got Jimmy Carter syndrome. Too bad he can’t grow a humanity to match.
  2. As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela. People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php
  3. Fuck yeah, Ken Paxton is! I am calling on Pam Bondi, release the Epstein list on your desk to prove Ken Paxton is not on it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  4. 2028 slogan: Pack. The. Court.
  5. https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was-vacationing-in-europe-as-emergency-crews-desperately-searched-for-texas-flood-survivors/ While Texas suffered, Ted was exploring musty, cavernous ruins previously pillaged by armies of conquerors. But enough about Heidi. Turns out this fat fucker really does reveal his curse every time he vacations or attends any Texas-based sporting event.
  6. Some Americans have real representation. Unfortunately, I don't but it gives me frequent opportunities to reach out.
  7. Alligator Auschwitz’s
  8. I am buying one of these sumbitches, but probably not shooting it off on July 4 (unless we are that lucky). No, I am saving it for a special day that will eventually come (wink, wink). I also have two bottles of champagne perpetually cooling in the fridge also for that day.
  9. Fucking idiot. Pete's soldiers are WAR FIGHTERS, not fire fighters.
  10. Can't wait for my next president to denaturalize Elon Musk. Right after nationalizing Starlink and SpaceX.
  11. “Today, the threat is to birthright citizenship. Tomorrow, a different administration may try to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens or prevent people of certain faiths from gathering to worship,” Sotomayor wrote. “The majority holds that, absent cumbersome class-action litigation, courts cannot completely enjoin even such plainly unlawful policies unless doing so is necessary to afford the formal parties complete relief.” The dissent gives me something to look forward to when Beto finally wins the presidency (I know). "Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47."
  12. I’m sure our nation’s secrets - which Big Balls has has access to - will remain in good hands. I would be nearly impossible for an adversary to honeypot this 19 year old incel.
  13. NPR reporter commented that this was the first time in memory that an American president intentionally used "fuck" in a press conference. The dismal tide, or just a salty sailor?
  14. He saved Latin. What did you do?
  15. A Russian and a Canadian fuck in a phone booth. Destination wedding in Cancun?
  16. Poster is ready. See y’all out there
  17. He should check out a revival of Our American Cousin.
  18. The Republican Party hates education. it is known gif
  19. Agree. Texans will show up in droves to vote for the cock-eyed mistress fucker. The airwaves will be non-stop commercials about Cornyn spearheading that law that took their guns away (ignoring the fact that they have not, in fact, lost one single part of their vast armory).
  20. Cosplay Christian.
  21. For us libtards, it’s “adios muchachx”. NPR out front yada yada.
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