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Disco Strangler

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  1. This is a war. Trump is the heroic video journalist and war orrespondent, documenting his battle against wokesters, protecting us straightriots from the pedophiles!
  2. This fucker got a law degree from Yale and is a worthless sub-human. Glad Yale was just my safety school.
  3. If it’s what you say, I love it. Especially later in the summer.
  4. Tips for the press to avoid accepting (and passing along) gaslighting: -why did you keep America’s secrets? -can you assure that America’s secrets were not revealed to anyone? -do you care about America’s military? -do you care about America? -why? -why should voters ever trust you with our military’s secrets again?
  5. 2013 - Shelby County v. Holder: this is 2013, racism is over and no need for cumbersome voting right protections . . . Decade of Republican rat fucking in Congress and at every level of R-controlled state house ensues 2023 - a 5-4 decision that shockingly does not put final nail in coffin of Voting Rights Act
  6. I have been a shitty ally, and too quick to use gayness as an insult among buddies. I am done sitting on my hands when others are voicing anti-LGBTQ shit.
  7. Can't wait for Texas Monthly's Bum Steer awards this year. So many self-owns by the Rs that it will be hard to pick a winner. -Royse City's Bryan Slaton (christofascist supreme) liquors up his 19-year-old staffer, commits adultery by putting his tiny, old wiener in her and then gets expelled mid-session -multiple R members of the Texas house (including the speaker) take the microphone during session to drunkenly slur their debate of bills -days before the end of the session, Rs appear to launch a coordinated effort to force Angela Paxton's adulterous husband to fight for his political life to hold onto the AG position [insert Animal House "oh boy, is this great!" gif]
  8. Who will win custody of the AR-15’s?
  9. From 9-11-2001 to about 9-22-2001, yeah.
  10. How is Greg Abbott going to know what to do now?
  11. I grew up in SlowDessa and couldn't imaging that it could be any bigger of a shit-hole than it was when I left the minute that I could. Sounds like the mayor is running on the platform of Make Odessa an Even Bigger Pile of Shit.
  12. Of course this fucking Aggie has never read what is in the pantheon of great Texas literature. Texas A&M only had one copy of it in their library and it has already been colored in.
  13. Future civilizations will unearth these videos and have no idea what the fuck Red Bull was. Was it a cult of stunt cyclists? An air force? A space program? What do you mean it was a drink?
  14. Self hating drag queen. Dude probably also know what that gorilla’s dick tastes like.
  15. Grammy Awards are bullshit anyway, but I just saw that Lucifer on the Sofa had been up for Rock Album of the Year. . . and lost to Ozzy? Spoon's album is a classic with several of their best songs to date. Put the Prince of Darkness in the rock and roll old folks home with Ronnie James Dio and make way for bands making today's music.
  16. "The mother load." What Pence gives his wife every year on Valentines Day.
  17. Totally derivative. Basically a rip-off of Ass Ventura - Crack Detective (and Ratatouille).
  18. Hungary shouldn't be a surprise so high - they got naming rights.
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