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    Pro: Claims ability to balance on rope. Cons: East Texas Box Face. Bony knees. Verdict: WNB.
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    The fact that Paxton is an indicted, seditious asshole doesn’t matter to the Team R dumbasses who keep voting for him. But, if they all knew he has been committing the sin of adultery with his mistress, bringing shame and humiliation to his angel of a wife, Angela? That news might keep them from pulling the lever for the dirtbag.
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    America’s Player.
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    Maybe we beat Nebraska by 10 -James Brown
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    But, but, but. He loses by 10. -Surly geniuses (who also predict we have a puncher’s chance against OU/Alabama in 2022).
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    What a pious and holy man. Wonder if he will celebrate by fucking his mistress.
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    The parallels to Watergate are interesting: Nixon's "White House Plumbers" were a big part of his above-the-law operations, contributing to his downfall. Some of the Plumbers went to prison. Trump's White House Plumbers were frequently called in to unclog a rancid mixture of orange, greasy turds and pages of top secret memos that Trump flushed down his shitter. I am not sure which group of Plumbers had it worse.
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    So, Kay Bailey Hutchison?
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    My bad. That is Jenny Cudd - the shame of Midland Hopefully Jenna makes her cameo in one of our upcoming episodes of this miniseries.
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    Bingo, the felon real estate agent, Jenna Ryan. The pride of the Metroplex.
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    Guess who made a cameo!
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    Ted Cruz - American Idiot
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    One statement Cheney made isn’t getting enough attention: multiple congress persons sought pardons before 1/20.
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    I wonder how they caught her. With a trot line?
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    Don’t start with 3. Demand 5 debates. Raise hell at the refusal, but accept 3 as a compromise. Light the oratory flamethrower if the number of proposed debates gets to be 1. When the real number is 0, rewind the cowardice for the media to detail this rejected prior 5-3-1 debate proposal. Then. . . Relentlessly bitch-shame Abbot for being as impotent as an ERCOT board member afraid to tell us Texans where he stands on the issues (let the word “stands” come out like it’s drenched in Bourbon). Then, as almost an afterthought, clarify your statement on using the word “impotent” - you are not accusing him of having a permanently flaccid penis unable to satisfy the thirsty First Lady of Texas, just that he has displayed 8 years of rudderless leadership.
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    I recognize the back of Donna Campbell's head . . . . so, yes.
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    I have guns. Several. You could have them all tomorrow if we could rid ourselves of this blight. How much more of this shit are we going to put up with?
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    Go Big 12! 22 picks deep and not one player selected.
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    i would call that sexual maneuver: The dick van pattin’
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