Disco Strangler

A lot of what I see now in Texas is performative poppycock. It’s a bunch of play actors pretending to be cowboys but not understanding what it means to work with calloused hands for a living. The ethos of rugged individualism that characterized this state shouldn’t be about imposing your vision of life on others. It shouldn’t be about spreading lies, or whitewashing history, or preventing people from voting. What has made Texas great has been its capacity to grow, evolve, learn from its mistakes. The Texas ideal I saw growing up was one of hard work and humility. You didn’t pound your chest. You led by example. Your belt buckle might be big, but that was because your pants were made for physical labor. The brim of your hat might be broad, but that was to keep the sun out of your eyes when you were working in the punishing heat of a Texas summer.

Phenomenal, completely unique and hilarious movie. Can’t be described, but must be seen. I want to see a documentary movie about what the studio pitch meeting was like. Bravest studio head in the industry to green light this film, but he/she was right to do so.

We get extensive oral histories about mediocre shit like “Princess Di sexed up her red-head bodyguard “ and “is Stevie Wonder really blind?” I can’t wait for the future unraveling about Real / Fake Melania, and Baron: Which One Is the Real Dad?

On behalf of me, please tell "that guy you know" (wink, wink say no more - you dirty dawg): next time he is finished laying the wood to Cruz' wife to clean off his filthy dick with Ted's monogrammed face towel hanging in his master bathroom.

-Honduran babies, ugly as hell. Never seen uglier. The young women are short and fat (much like here). Never seen as less hot on campus - would not bang. -We must declare war on Honduras.

How does this guy claim any moral high ground? There are multiple published stores about how he got his 'mistress' a job with Nate Paul in exchange for political favors. Ignore the illegal, power abusing and politically corrupt parts of Paxton's story. Why isn't his whoring / adultery something that gets this sleaze bag run out of the (R) party on a rail? Why isn't the press asking State Senator Angela Paxton why she hasn't kicked her cheating SOB of a husband out the door? Oh, because 'family values' was a load of horse shit all along. I stopped to pump gas on I-10 a few weeks ago and ran into Donna Campbell putting gas in her Porsche SUV (probably carpet bagging her way to her political office in New Braunsfels from her home in Houston). I wish I asked ol' Donna for an update on her former state senate staffer, Paxton's 'mistress' / cum dumpster. Today's (R) party has turned the entire state capitol into a fucking Bizarro world perversion. But, of course, those damn trans kids are Texas' real problem.

Cell Mate: You want to be the husband, or the wife? Eric: The husband? Cell Mate: Well, come over here and suck your wife's dick.

Looks like somebody found one of my old mix tapes.

Let’s game play this out. In November, I’m voting down the ballot against the anti-democracy party in every race from governor to school board. However, since that party has won all statewide race for two decades, I’m wondering if I should be voting int the (R) primary to choose the least bad option should my candidates be doomed to fail in November. If my vote puts Paxton or Patrick or Hotwheels into a run off, isn’t that better than playing out the (D) primary? Plus, I would get to vote in the run off. What downsides am I missing?

Ronald Regan!?! The actor?

What you say?

Admitted to the hospital FOR a raging hard-on? Or, Admitted to the hospital WITH a raging hard-on?

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts. He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier. Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.

If hate was a super power, Huffines would be Thanos.

So, he would milk those titties?

Local, so have tickets every year. Left at halftime. Crowd was 85% inbred Sooners. Constant horns down every time the “fan cam” showed the OU crowd. They are obsessed with us.

An asskicking started this lard ass super villain’s origin story. Maybe his wife beating his ass will conclude it https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/beware-the-jabberwock

Tell me your dick doesn’t work without telling me your dick doesn’t work.

Somebody needs to check on Randolph Duke. That dude was born for moments like this. Nevermind . . . . found him.

Let's start monetizing these sonic gems: Shaped Dressed Man - end credit of Kingsman 5: He/Him/They TV Dinner - Swanson's add scroll on Surlyhorns.com Pearl Necklace - Zales regional ad buy (Houston area) Jesus Just Left Chicago - Illinois Satanic Temple recruiting video Mexican Blackbird - ???

Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild? Since he was a Chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the Winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the Winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming Winter going to be cold?’ ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold Winter?’ ‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold Winter.’ The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?’ ‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest Winters we’ve ever seen.’ ‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'.