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Disco Strangler

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  1. Mabye John Cryier from Gonzalez, Texas?
  2. Then I found out about movie tricks. Trick photography. I was crushed.
  3. They used to be an RC school
  4. You don’t want me on that jury, counselor. Guy showed up for sedition, dressed prepared for sedition, actively entered the “sedition zone.” But his defense is entrapment because the anti-sedition forces failed to keep me out? Hang him out to dry as a seditionist. He’s guilty as shit and doesn’t deserve the privileges that he was born into.
  5. Flee the country, no US Secret service. Dude isn’t going to come out of pocket for his own security. Israel or Saudi Arabia might bankroll his exile for a bit, but he will be miserable and will wear out his welcome in weeks. Florida is where he is going and his shit will be on blast until he dies in shame in the next two years.
  6. This list is not accurate for objections to Biden’s certification, at least for Texas. Here is the accurate Texas vote list: https://www.texastribune.org/2021/01/07/texans-congress-vote-electoral-college-certification/?utm_source=articleshare&utm_medium=social
  7. Did you see the debate? Perdouche is still gargling Listerine to get the taste of Ossof’s balls out of his mouth. Owned to an embarrassing degree. He can’t say Ossof’s name out loud, but no way he is forgetting it.
  8. So, anyone else predicting that Joe Strauss is reading tea leaves to see whether or not to primary Dan Patrick or even Hot Wheels? Guy has been pretty quiet since leaving the Lege, but starting to see some public condemnations of the recent horse shit. If Texas remains red (at least next term, it’s likely), I would prefer moderate / economic “conservative” guidance than the nut jobs currently at the wheel.
  9. He should request that he be sent to one of those all white prisons. What? There is no such thing? Prepare your anus, traitor.
  10. Abbot would most likely appoint himself and roll right into Cruz' senate seat. You would not be able to object based on lack of standing.
  11. She going to go through some things. Year two of Jenny’s incarceration, Trump dies in his own prison cell after multitudes of exposed crimes prove that he was a foreign asset all along. Working in the prison laundry, Jenny hits rock bottom with regret of her life choices thus far. The following week, Jenny embraces Islam. Around that same time, the relationship with her cell mate becomes one that teaches her the pleasures of female tenderness. Things improve for Jenny over the next four years of her sentence thanks in part to some serious self-reflection, as well as a computer programming class that the new warden has implemented. Unfortunately, Jenny never fully takes control over her diabetes. She dies of a stroke six months before her first parole hearing.
  12. Holiday tree. War's over man. We won.
  13. Suggests that the 25th is not seriously in play. Mrs. Turtle is one of the cabinet members I would expect to be in camp of removing Trump to erode his influence in the GOP.
  14. This is why DC needs statehood now.
  15. Memes have taught us one lesson: cold-cock with a beer bottle and you are a villain. Cold-cock with a can of Twisted Tea and you are possibly the next hero in the 2021 Marvel Universe.
  16. So is Tom Herman. So is Nick Saban. Results determine whether history judges us as good assholes or bad ones.
  17. Crib notes: -some hyper-rich cabal of UT alum assholes pulled $15 M out of their couch cushions to fire our asshole coach. -the asshole we really wanted rejected us due to health reasons (he was a mentor to a serial killer - did we miss out or did we dodge a bullet?) -we landed a currently-sober, but recently-alcoholic coach with a .600 record in his past head coaching jobs. He may or may not be an asshole. -whether or not the rest of the football world will see us (UT) as assholes depends on whether or not our new coach beats OU and wins the Big 12 asap.
  18. Rurals - “Conservatives” who can’t make capitalism work without sucking massive milk out of the federal government’s teat. Every boogie man is “socialism,” just don’t ask them the define what “socialism” is. They don’t know what I really means despite the fact that it is exactly what is keeping their lights on.
  19. Kellen Moore says no to Boise State (sorry Cowboys fans). Herman on the prowl?
  20. The Cult is still alive and kicking. You may be confused with INXS, who had a singer die while jerking it to impure thoughts. Ken Paxton has jerked it to those same thoughts, unfortunately to less fatal results.
  21. Canadian double agent. Seditious fucking Vulvarine.
  22. Does this fucker ever smile? He is a ghoul in very photo. Maybe I should find solace in his lack of joy I happiness.
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