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Disco Strangler

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  1. Will some future generation of Texans find my Truk Nutz offensive? Fuck off, future pussies.
  2. Wish list: (1) Joe Strauss switches parties; (2) Lina Hidalgo; (3) Naked Bongos / Time is a Flat Circle; (4) Ron Niremberg; (5) a Castro; (6) the tree that took Hot Wheels’ legs.
  3. I wonder if there would be precedent for a statute that creates a private cause of action that rewards plaintiffs with $10,000 for a successful suit against against any gun seller (commercial or private sale) that does not fully comply with all gun sale regulations. If a seller succeeds in defending itself, no recovery of attorney fees. Snitch on a bad sale = $10K profit. Some motherfuckers seem to forget a time not too far in the past when this state was ruled by a different political party and assume that the tide will never turn.
  4. Suuuure. And one time, Bruce Springsteen pulled me up on stage to dance with him while he sang Dancing in the Dark.
  5. Reckon Manchin’s boat may have had some seamen on the poop deck?
  6. Rush won’t live that down.
  7. Ashley Babbit, the gal who cut her husband’s penis off while he slept? Ooooh, that Ashley Babbit, the fascist traitor.
  8. Hot Wheels’ record: -Santa Fe High School massacre -Southerland Springs church massacre -Midland / Odessa highway massacre -El Paso Walmart massacre -open carry for all coming Sept 2021 . . . But yeah, Beto is is dipshit on guns. If only he were on the right side of history on this issue.
  9. Phil Collins got taken for a ride by some shady artifact dealers. Basically, documents are probably real, but physical objects were likely fake. He should retain a lawyer and sue, sue, sudio.
  10. Actually, it’s 2.024”.
  11. Wonder if there was any raping in prison. . . . If so, hope everyone was fully conscious.
  12. Traded him to Minnesota. Best thing that ever happened to us.
  13. I would fund a 30 for 30 on these two fuckwads. Names, employers, churches, failed marriages discussed in detail. The show would include An interview with a junky (misspelling intentional) daughter sharing details of her molestations - the entire family knew about the crimes, but hid. Hopefully, both of these cock suckers died in a trailer park from COVID a week after Biden won the election. These seditionists are the mascots of the generation of dipshits who ruined this country. Do we know their names? How do we find them?
  14. I’m not a Norway expert, but I did watch both seasons of Ragnarok (in the same way Euros are experts on US culture based on watching every episode of Dallas and Friends). Norway seems non-diverse in terms of race, class, career fields and religion. They trust each other because the are a country made up of clones of each other.
  15. This is jump the shark territory. At some point, Texans spit out the bit. Hasn’t happened yet, but it is foolish to assume that there is no line to be crossed.
  16. Finally, a prayer answered. Maybe I need to head back to church.
  17. This cocksucker from Mineola has been busy this session. Sounds like a shithole place.
  18. HEB has shelves full of this shit. Can HEB once again step in during our nation's most dire time of need and be the hero that we deserve?
  19. Anglo-Saxons saved Latin. What did you ever do?
  20. Gimme that unredacted Muller Report, mutha fuckas!
  21. Alright, time for bed Grand Ma Ma
  22. DOJ sat on this so that Matt’s constituents would not have a choice of not being represented by a pedophile sex trafficker.
  23. carpet bagging fuck stain . . . Texas Republican party to a tee. go back to Florida Allen West go back to Canada (or Cancun) Ted Cruz go back to Maryland Danny Patrick (Goeb) go back to Virgina Ken Paxton (and stop fucking every member of Donna Campbell's staff, you horny cross-eyed little fucker) The Texas I grew up in was a good place before you culture war cocksuckers showed up. Please leave.
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