Everything posted by Disco Strangler
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January 6th Committee Hearings Thread of Dominance
One statement Cheney made isn’t getting enough attention: multiple congress persons sought pardons before 1/20.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
I wonder how they caught her. With a trot line?
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The Beto Effect - How To Lose Elections and Influence Nothing
Don’t start with 3. Demand 5 debates. Raise hell at the refusal, but accept 3 as a compromise. Light the oratory flamethrower if the number of proposed debates gets to be 1. When the real number is 0, rewind the cowardice for the media to detail this rejected prior 5-3-1 debate proposal. Then. . . Relentlessly bitch-shame Abbot for being as impotent as an ERCOT board member afraid to tell us Texans where he stands on the issues (let the word “stands” come out like it’s drenched in Bourbon). Then, as almost an afterthought, clarify your statement on using the word “impotent” - you are not accusing him of having a permanently flaccid penis unable to satisfy the thirsty First Lady of Texas, just that he has displayed 8 years of rudderless leadership.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
I recognize the back of Donna Campbell's head . . . . so, yes.
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Operation Cobalt Magnet 22 - Nuke Attack Exercise in Austin
- Active shooter thread
I have guns. Several. You could have them all tomorrow if we could rid ourselves of this blight. How much more of this shit are we going to put up with?- 2022 NFL DRAFT
Go Big 12! 22 picks deep and not one player selected.- Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread
- The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
- Abbott being Abbott
A lot of what I see now in Texas is performative poppycock. It’s a bunch of play actors pretending to be cowboys but not understanding what it means to work with calloused hands for a living. The ethos of rugged individualism that characterized this state shouldn’t be about imposing your vision of life on others. It shouldn’t be about spreading lies, or whitewashing history, or preventing people from voting. What has made Texas great has been its capacity to grow, evolve, learn from its mistakes. The Texas ideal I saw growing up was one of hard work and humility. You didn’t pound your chest. You led by example. Your belt buckle might be big, but that was because your pants were made for physical labor. The brim of your hat might be broad, but that was to keep the sun out of your eyes when you were working in the punishing heat of a Texas summer.- Everything Everywhere All At Once
Phenomenal, completely unique and hilarious movie. Can’t be described, but must be seen. I want to see a documentary movie about what the studio pitch meeting was like. Bravest studio head in the industry to green light this film, but he/she was right to do so.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
We get extensive oral histories about mediocre shit like “Princess Di sexed up her red-head bodyguard “ and “is Stevie Wonder really blind?” I can’t wait for the future unraveling about Real / Fake Melania, and Baron: Which One Is the Real Dad?- Ukraine War
- Identifying Trump rioters
- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
On behalf of me, please tell "that guy you know" (wink, wink say no more - you dirty dawg): next time he is finished laying the wood to Cruz' wife to clean off his filthy dick with Ted's monogrammed face towel hanging in his master bathroom.- Ukraine War
-Honduran babies, ugly as hell. Never seen uglier. The young women are short and fat (much like here). Never seen as less hot on campus - would not bang. -We must declare war on Honduras.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
How does this guy claim any moral high ground? There are multiple published stores about how he got his 'mistress' a job with Nate Paul in exchange for political favors. Ignore the illegal, power abusing and politically corrupt parts of Paxton's story. Why isn't his whoring / adultery something that gets this sleaze bag run out of the (R) party on a rail? Why isn't the press asking State Senator Angela Paxton why she hasn't kicked her cheating SOB of a husband out the door? Oh, because 'family values' was a load of horse shit all along. I stopped to pump gas on I-10 a few weeks ago and ran into Donna Campbell putting gas in her Porsche SUV (probably carpet bagging her way to her political office in New Braunsfels from her home in Houston). I wish I asked ol' Donna for an update on her former state senate staffer, Paxton's 'mistress' / cum dumpster. Today's (R) party has turned the entire state capitol into a fucking Bizarro world perversion. But, of course, those damn trans kids are Texas' real problem.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Cell Mate: You want to be the husband, or the wife? Eric: The husband? Cell Mate: Well, come over here and suck your wife's dick.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Looks like somebody found one of my old mix tapes.- Strategic Voting
Let’s game play this out. In November, I’m voting down the ballot against the anti-democracy party in every race from governor to school board. However, since that party has won all statewide race for two decades, I’m wondering if I should be voting int the (R) primary to choose the least bad option should my candidates be doomed to fail in November. If my vote puts Paxton or Patrick or Hotwheels into a run off, isn’t that better than playing out the (D) primary? Plus, I would get to vote in the run off. What downsides am I missing?- Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
Ronald Regan!?! The actor?- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
What you say?- COVID FAFO Roll Call
Admitted to the hospital FOR a raging hard-on? Or, Admitted to the hospital WITH a raging hard-on?- The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
- Abbott being Abbott
Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts. He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier. Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move. - Active shooter thread
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