Disco Strangler

Next time, use more liquid smoke.

Very much cops. The guys working non-stop to find the Austin bomber, to investigate every nut job who claims to be plotting the next 9/11, guys who are very invested in the role of law.

Nice try, comrade.

Both tacos.

Things have escalated since my last post. Obama’s fault. Put Barron in a cage.

Is Baron actually Donald’s son? Dad is 72, son is 12. Never see them together. No inkling of someone trying to pass along life lessons, how to make the family “business” work. The Donald wants to make everything personal, why are Melania and Baron such sacred family members?

Ted Cruz’ dad killed Kennedy. (Unless you are calling Dear Leader a liar)

Recent history has shown that polls are worthless. People hide their true voting intention. The Rooskies use the poll results to quell turnout - why vote, since Cruz is going to smoke Beto? It’s hopeless, so Dems stay home. Democracy would benefit from pollsters just going away. Fuck Cruz and his “tea party” ascension. He is hated in DC and can’t function in any situation requiring compromise. His first thought when elected (actually second thought after shutting down the government on taxing/spending “principals” that have since evaporated) was to run for even higher office rather than represent Texas. He would be our state’s most embassasing candidate but for Rick Aggie. Cruz’ renowned Ivy League debate skills were bested by a guy who looked at the sun without protective eyewear and doesn’t know the words to “God Bless America.” According to one dude, Cruz’ dad killed Kennedy and Cruz’ wife is crazy and not hot at all (seen hotter on campus). As expected, Cruz fund the sum-bitch responsible for those statements and, like a true Texan, . . . worked the phone banks to get that guy elected as Supreme Comrade of the US. I wish we could send this internet masturbator back to Canada, but they won’t take him because of his support for long-held (R) values of tariffs and trade wars against Canada and other allies.

Thunderpussy. Good debut rock album. Even better band name.

Boom! Headshot!

I Remember when Trump insulted Cruz’ wife’s looks. Accused his dad of Plotting to kill JFK. And then Cruz stood up to Trump . . . By working the phone banks instead of a punch in the got damn nose. By very definition, the dude is not a Texan yet so many “Texans” I know are so mezmarized by the (R) by his name that they give him an unforgivable pass that they would not give to their friends (buds, family church friends). He came to power during a Tea Party wave, but has ballooned his precious deficit and got caught jerking it to the Devil’s temptations (it he only time I saw him as a human). Otherwise, his only impact in DC has been to create division (shut down non-compromising unless phone banking ), run for a different office in his first term and become known as “that Texan asshole” in the legislative branch and across the nation. We have some issues, and don’t need this shit. People come it of the woodwork to sayTexas would never go (D) in a statewide race have short memories: LBJ, Lloyd Bentsen, Ann Richards and the like ran the politics in this party for a long run. I can easily see it happen again with a split GOP in the state (real conservatives vs Danny’ tranny bathroom warrirors).

Biff Tannen stealing the sports almanac from Marty McFly.

People seem to forget that we switched to field turf for a reason. The "state of the art" grass turf that we played on in the last half of the 1990's - mid 2000's had a highly engineered drainage system with no detail of safety and durability ignored. However, the turf turned to mush during rain games and the playing surface became a bit hazardous during those games(not as bad as Missouri's turf - RIP Fozzy Whitaker's knee). Also, I recall practices by Longhorns in the stadium were limited to preserve the grass, and other uses for the stadium (UIL playoffs) ended up putting stress on the playing field.

This is why we should all be welcoming the technology advancement of our sex robot under-lords.

Other than this site (or its unnamed predecessor), where do you go for new music recommendations and reviews? I swing by metacritic, but it’s too eclectic in terms of music genres (not sure why, but hard core bands and world music seem to universally compile better scores than every other type of music). Avclub used to be a good source but they are off their game in terms of new music reviews.

But for Forest Gump, the world would never know the culinary treat that is Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.

The bigger shift on UFO news is that these stories are not being published in the National Enquirer, but in mainstream news sources. The NYT articles in December 2017 about the Navy’s UFO program had some accounts of unexplainable shit made all the more unnerving by the fact that the story was running in the Times and not News of the World. Regardless of what the O is in these UFO stories there is a change occurring in how they are being reported.

How long until that magazine is rolled up and used for spanking?.

I expect us to plow through our hoe schedule, mow down our weaker away opponents, and then have our offense bale in a gimme that we should easily expect to win. At least our team won’t embarrass us by raking any coeds.

Jack White's new album (Boarding House Reach) is pretty sporadic but a few standouts: Corporation, Ice Station Zebra, Connected by Love.