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Disco Strangler

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  1. That’s why a lot of people like me come forward. Harley told me there were others just like me. i fucked Josh Hayley in the ass. For money. He insisted on me calling him my sister. I have pictures, but sent them to a guy named Tucker, who says his mail got stolen. Now I have crab lice. Heading to CVS.
  2. Beto has been putting in the work. His Powered by People made 400,000 calls yesterday. He will match that feat again today. The guy has worked himself into a frenzy to put Biden in office and turn Texas blue, so I don't blame the guy who is so single-mindedly focused on the roadway in Texas to not see the view from 30,000 feet.
  3. I bought 3 big firework displays in July for the occasion. Neighborhood is suburbs with 50/50 split. Wife is worried about retribution for rubbing neighbors noses in the shit. Have to say that violence talk has made me less confident in my plans. Maybe I save the fireworks for inauguration.
  4. Can you imagine jerking off with that hand? Lindsey Graham can.
  5. Not hating. She absolutely killed this debateWhenever someone asks what I mean when using the term “East Texas Box Face” I use Kristen Welker as an example.
  6. China is paying for our welfare queen farmers?
  7. Biden would sound like history's greatest monster . . . if only Trump had not presided over my cancellation of Easter, 420, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, my Birthday, Labor Day, Halloween, and likely Thanksgiving. Also, win or lose, Trump is president on Christmas 2020.
  8. All are deadly afraid of being called names by our playground president. Future biographies will be instant classics that tell the tale: -Profiles in Chickenshit. The Life & Times of Ted Cruz. -The Scaredest Generation. How I Overcame Bed Wetting at Age 65. By John Cornyn -I Happily Eat The Singing, Caged Bird's Droppings. The Life & Times of "Lady Bug" Lindsay Graham -Diarrhea of a Young Girl. Donald J. Trump on Jeffrey Epstein Island in the 1990's.
  9. One of those dudes is going to get his ear lobes violated in the slammer. [watchyercornholebud.gif]
  10. Will this hot take age well? TBD
  11. Will this hot take age well? TBD
  12. $800B stimulus (and a black president) is what gave birth to the Tea Party. Seems like a lifetime, and trillions of dollars, ago.
  13. Dude is at the Hard Rock in Vegas. Does my BlueCross / Blue Shield cover?
  14. Side note detour. That actor is the same guy who was in Bernie and did the "C'mon Ted" commercials for Beto.
  15. It’s Enrico Pollatzo!
  16. I wish that I had the option of giving you .72% rep.
  17. When they see your tiny dick - hear the lamentations of their women
  18. Do you think he got a vaccine candidate? Would love a reporter to ask, but no confidence in any answer.
  19. I have donated to M J. That said . . . Her best chance for victory is being the only viable candidate as Trump self-immolates and takes every treasonous R down with him. So, I give her a 50/50 shot. As a corollary, John C was a fellow San Antonian who rose to power under “normal” Republican principles and was someone I disagreed with, but never thought was anti- American, anti-democracy or nihilistic (fucker was on Tx Sup Ct and signed my law license). It has never been more clear that he is not only complacent but complicit in the complete subversion of our democracy. A canary in the coal mine as to what Trump would do to the (R) party (spoiler alert: he turned it into a glory hole for himself and his yes-men). Not to short-change him, but Ted Cruz is a piece of shit, yet he is the bastard who we always knew he was. However, Corny is worse because he bent the knee, folded up any ‘principles’ he had and has been the Trump cheerleader that would embarrass anyone who know what real character looks like. He turned a blind eye as Trump took a flamethrower to our Constitution, himself took the tea-party position of no compromises as whip in the senate, toasted COVID-19 with a Corona beer, and lastly stopped answering constituent emails asking for a dialogue on his role on important Texas issues in the Senate Fuck Corny.
  20. History’s greatest monster. And did you hear about Michelle’s sleeveless dress?
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