Everything posted by Disco Strangler
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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]
Abbot would most likely appoint himself and roll right into Cruz' senate seat. You would not be able to object based on lack of standing.
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Identifying Trump rioters
She going to go through some things. Year two of Jenny’s incarceration, Trump dies in his own prison cell after multitudes of exposed crimes prove that he was a foreign asset all along. Working in the prison laundry, Jenny hits rock bottom with regret of her life choices thus far. The following week, Jenny embraces Islam. Around that same time, the relationship with her cell mate becomes one that teaches her the pleasures of female tenderness. Things improve for Jenny over the next four years of her sentence thanks in part to some serious self-reflection, as well as a computer programming class that the new warden has implemented. Unfortunately, Jenny never fully takes control over her diabetes. She dies of a stroke six months before her first parole hearing.
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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]
Holiday tree. War's over man. We won.
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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]
Suggests that the 25th is not seriously in play. Mrs. Turtle is one of the cabinet members I would expect to be in camp of removing Trump to erode his influence in the GOP.
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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]
This is why DC needs statehood now.
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Can I ask a question?
Memes have taught us one lesson: cold-cock with a beer bottle and you are a villain. Cold-cock with a can of Twisted Tea and you are possibly the next hero in the 2021 Marvel Universe.
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Can I ask a question?
So is Tom Herman. So is Nick Saban. Results determine whether history judges us as good assholes or bad ones.
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Can I ask a question?
Crib notes: -some hyper-rich cabal of UT alum assholes pulled $15 M out of their couch cushions to fire our asshole coach. -the asshole we really wanted rejected us due to health reasons (he was a mentor to a serial killer - did we miss out or did we dodge a bullet?) -we landed a currently-sober, but recently-alcoholic coach with a .600 record in his past head coaching jobs. He may or may not be an asshole. -whether or not the rest of the football world will see us (UT) as assholes depends on whether or not our new coach beats OU and wins the Big 12 asap.
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Dear Texas, we need to have a conversation about Louie Gohmert
Rurals - “Conservatives” who can’t make capitalism work without sucking massive milk out of the federal government’s teat. Every boogie man is “socialism,” just don’t ask them the define what “socialism” is. They don’t know what I really means despite the fact that it is exactly what is keeping their lights on.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Kellen Moore says no to Boise State (sorry Cowboys fans). Herman on the prowl?
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
The Cult is still alive and kicking. You may be confused with INXS, who had a singer die while jerking it to impure thoughts. Ken Paxton has jerked it to those same thoughts, unfortunately to less fatal results.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Canadian double agent. Seditious fucking Vulvarine.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Does this fucker ever smile? He is a ghoul in very photo. Maybe I should find solace in his lack of joy I happiness.
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Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot
Oh, I’m praying. Dittos?
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
But for a carpet bagging fuck stick. . . . Would love to drop that SOB off in the 5th Ward without his wallet and watch him give ZJs until he could afford the bus fare back to Virginia.
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The Biden Cabinet
Bernie’s apparently no stranger to the gun show.
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TX District 30 Run-off Today
So, the less crazy R won. Hotwheels' money well spent.
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Biden is giving a "fuck you, loser" speech
Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. It was not the perfect speech.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
He glommed onto Trump. Trump lost and he is glomming onto MAGA Trumptard momentum. He’s Glom Cruz.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Sid Miller: cunt*, and enemy of Texas BBQ. Cosplay Texan. Thoughts and prayers to him. *even if you didn’t like Hillary, a real statesman should be able to refrain from tweeting that she was the ‘C’ word
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Well, there's the answer to OP's question: visionary
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Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]
Man, those fools miss Purple Wizard. (wesuckagain.gif)
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2020 Senate Elections
T and P. Wish I could hedge those Ts and Ps, but not all are connected to the NYSE.
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the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance
He has savaged JD and Booey harder. I think he is nail on the head about this and we should follow suit. Fuck around and find out. Elections have consequences. No mercy on the unqualified and that should be the new blood sport.
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Have we seen polls to show how this is playing to the Trumptards? To the rest of us?