Everything posted by Disco Strangler
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Can I ask a question?
So is Tom Herman. So is Nick Saban. Results determine whether history judges us as good assholes or bad ones.
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Can I ask a question?
Crib notes: -some hyper-rich cabal of UT alum assholes pulled $15 M out of their couch cushions to fire our asshole coach. -the asshole we really wanted rejected us due to health reasons (he was a mentor to a serial killer - did we miss out or did we dodge a bullet?) -we landed a currently-sober, but recently-alcoholic coach with a .600 record in his past head coaching jobs. He may or may not be an asshole. -whether or not the rest of the football world will see us (UT) as assholes depends on whether or not our new coach beats OU and wins the Big 12 asap.
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Dear Texas, we need to have a conversation about Louie Gohmert
Rurals - “Conservatives” who can’t make capitalism work without sucking massive milk out of the federal government’s teat. Every boogie man is “socialism,” just don’t ask them the define what “socialism” is. They don’t know what I really means despite the fact that it is exactly what is keeping their lights on.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Kellen Moore says no to Boise State (sorry Cowboys fans). Herman on the prowl?
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
The Cult is still alive and kicking. You may be confused with INXS, who had a singer die while jerking it to impure thoughts. Ken Paxton has jerked it to those same thoughts, unfortunately to less fatal results.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Canadian double agent. Seditious fucking Vulvarine.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Does this fucker ever smile? He is a ghoul in very photo. Maybe I should find solace in his lack of joy I happiness.
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Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot
Oh, I’m praying. Dittos?
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
But for a carpet bagging fuck stick. . . . Would love to drop that SOB off in the 5th Ward without his wallet and watch him give ZJs until he could afford the bus fare back to Virginia.
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The Biden Cabinet
Bernie’s apparently no stranger to the gun show.
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TX District 30 Run-off Today
So, the less crazy R won. Hotwheels' money well spent.
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Biden is giving a "fuck you, loser" speech
Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. It was not the perfect speech.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
He glommed onto Trump. Trump lost and he is glomming onto MAGA Trumptard momentum. He’s Glom Cruz.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Sid Miller: cunt*, and enemy of Texas BBQ. Cosplay Texan. Thoughts and prayers to him. *even if you didn’t like Hillary, a real statesman should be able to refrain from tweeting that she was the ‘C’ word
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Well, there's the answer to OP's question: visionary
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Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]
Man, those fools miss Purple Wizard. (wesuckagain.gif)
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2020 Senate Elections
T and P. Wish I could hedge those Ts and Ps, but not all are connected to the NYSE.
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the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance
He has savaged JD and Booey harder. I think he is nail on the head about this and we should follow suit. Fuck around and find out. Elections have consequences. No mercy on the unqualified and that should be the new blood sport.
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Have we seen polls to show how this is playing to the Trumptards? To the rest of us?
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The Greatness that is Steely Dan
Love Carolton’s guitar solo on Kid Charlemange. Did a deep dive on his stuff - he did the guitar solo from the Magnum PI theme song.
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Abbott being Abbott
Hot Wheels has been presiding in the governor's (wheel) chair during multiple massacres in our state. He has done nothing in response except T&Ps. 2017 - Sutherland Springs (27 dead, 20 injured); 2018 - Santa Fe High (10 dead, 13 injured); 2019 - Midland/Odessa shooting (8 dead, 25 injured); 2020 - El Paso Walmart (23 dead, 23 injured). Whoever runs against Abbot should be talking about these issues constantly. At some point gun owners (but not the nuts) will be part of a broad majority in this state who will agree guns need better regulations. A lot can happen in two years - our recent averages suggests that it will include another Texas massacre. Texas may come to agree with Beto's position sooner than later.
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Liquor run. Mezcal. From a toilet. In a Mexican prison
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
To Puerto Rico.
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Where Do Democrats Go From Here
An old, gay white guy. . . . Mike Pence
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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
One of them is just a frothy mix of shit (+lube)