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Disco Strangler

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  1. Nice humblebrag. I could say the same about myself at most fitting rooms and Cracker Barrel’s I have been to.
  2. This site really needs a 'what the fuck?' response option. Also, Barber: What cut you want? Couch Fucker: Have you heard of my favorite author, Dr. Suess? Barber: Say no more fam.
  3. When in Vernon, should jack off on the TV remote. I know I do.
  4. A million seconds is 11 1/2 days A billion seconds is 31 1/2 years A trillion seconds is close to 32,000 years - you go back in time that far and Margorie Taylor Green's Neanderthal cousins were fooling around with one another.
  5. Let this come to fruition and I will put $10K in the Gene Wu for governor campaign pile.
  6. Sorry man. I’ve been drinking (Police Squad at the Drafthouse). Fat fingers. Back in his day, JFK would have blown Melania’s back out, inspired national unity and written a Pulitzer-worthy book before Trump got out of his greasy bed and golf-carted his front nine.
  7. Billboard fund: Thanks be to the Spectrum for our South African Nazi overlord.
  8. intended to be more teaser than spoiler: Best scenes: the lapel camera / chili dog night vision goggles Best lines: Your wife passed She had a bottom . . .
  9. Only good news from this is that I get to send Chip Roy an e-mail to say 'arrivederci you carpetbagging cocksucker.' Then I get to welcome my new MAGA overlord, Tony Gonzalez.
  10. Would be amusing to get an update on these people. My prediction for what the "Miss Me Yet?" T-Shirt gal is up to in the year 2025:
  11. I might hit that in a slump, but first, I would need a double dose of this: and then a triple dose of this:
  12. Party of (my ass): financial discipline, law and order, free enterprise, national security, freedom, personal responsibility, truth, family values, health and fitness . . . .
  13. And fireworks. And champagne. And a week of vacation days.
  14. Trump has got Jimmy Carter syndrome. Too bad he can’t grow a humanity to match.
  15. As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela. People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php
  16. Fuck yeah, Ken Paxton is! I am calling on Pam Bondi, release the Epstein list on your desk to prove Ken Paxton is not on it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  17. 2028 slogan: Pack. The. Court.
  18. https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was-vacationing-in-europe-as-emergency-crews-desperately-searched-for-texas-flood-survivors/ While Texas suffered, Ted was exploring musty, cavernous ruins previously pillaged by armies of conquerors. But enough about Heidi. Turns out this fat fucker really does reveal his curse every time he vacations or attends any Texas-based sporting event.
  19. Some Americans have real representation. Unfortunately, I don't but it gives me frequent opportunities to reach out.
  20. Alligator Auschwitz’s
  21. I am buying one of these sumbitches, but probably not shooting it off on July 4 (unless we are that lucky). No, I am saving it for a special day that will eventually come (wink, wink). I also have two bottles of champagne perpetually cooling in the fridge also for that day.
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