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Disco Strangler

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  1. Kamala is going to visit the illustrious king-maker Rogan, but she is not going to sit for an interview. Instead, she is coming down to Austin to chug a pitcher of scrambled earthworms and sheep innards. Some feel that this may be a misstep and beneath the office of a sitting Vice President, especially with just a week before the election (precious little time to win over those fickle, but high-minded undecideds). However, Kamala wants to show Rogan and his bros that she is worthy of their admiration and, just maybe, their vote. I think it is the right call.
  2. Suspend and review every contract this guy has with any federal dollars involved. Sanctions violations seem pretty likely. And nationalize Starlink.
  3. Bigger milkers than Ben Shapiro’s sister! Don’t tell me Leon hasn’t been tittty fucked.
  4. Joining the GOP? What would her father say?
  5. ZERO Buku.
  6. The 12th Can. Our very own turdition.
  7. You know this loser wrote those lame "jokes" and is now trying to give himself pos rep. Weirdo sucking his own dick.
  8. One might say that Colin Allred gave Ted . . . an all-red colon.
  9. I would prefer President Kevin over Dotard
  10. And will never question how the fuck we blew $12 Billion on that shit
  11. One guy is like: props to Milley for calling Trump out as a facist. The other guy is like: but Milley blew warnings about Ukraine. The rest of us are like: what do you want from me?
  12. the word "preggers" "spooge"
  13. Spitter making me switch rooting interest to OSU. WTF.
  14. I’m not even a Houstonian (SA) and still know that Oog is hated where she lives and got her ass smacked in the primary.
  15. Vietnam Vet you say? Loser or sucker? I like guys who don’t get their legs blown off. Bone spurs acceptable.
  16. Rules.
  17. The pages for this topic move at light speed. If you didn’t see Obama bend Turnip into a Dollar General sex toy, go back and check out page 819. Haven’t seen an ass fucking like it since Texas Taliban took away my Pornhub.
  18. Spoiler alert: he claims that the secret to raising successful kids is to make sure they don’t do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke. DO NOT let Don Jr’s dealer see this clip, please!
  19. Pedophilia Oklahoma's tradition Watch your cornhole son
  20. This comrade doesn’t know the difference between memes and political cartoons. Nice try Ruskie.
  21. I saw those guys checking out each other’s ding dongs at the piss trough.
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