chip is not running for reelection for his house seat, but is running for Texas AG. Just after I got gerrymandered out of his district. Move back to Virginia you carpetbagging POS <Tanks for nuttin Danny gif>
https://eedition.expressnews.com/infinity/article_popover_share.aspx?guid=cbac1951-9d41-40fa-9b1e-6608589079e3&share=true
This site really needs a 'what the fuck?' response option. Also,
Barber: What cut you want?
Couch Fucker: Have you heard of my favorite author, Dr. Suess?
Barber: Say no more fam.
A million seconds is 11 1/2 days
A billion seconds is 31 1/2 years
A trillion seconds is close to 32,000 years - you go back in time that far and Margorie Taylor Green's Neanderthal cousins were fooling around with one another.
Sorry man. I’ve been drinking (Police Squad at the Drafthouse). Fat fingers. Back in his day, JFK would have blown Melania’s back out, inspired national unity and written a Pulitzer-worthy book before Trump got out of his greasy bed and golf-carted his front nine.
intended to be more teaser than spoiler:
Best scenes:
the lapel camera / chili dog
night vision goggles
Best lines:
Your wife passed
She had a bottom . . .
Only good news from this is that I get to send Chip Roy an e-mail to say 'arrivederci you carpetbagging cocksucker.' Then I get to welcome my new MAGA overlord, Tony Gonzalez.
Party of (my ass): financial discipline, law and order, free enterprise, national security, freedom, personal responsibility, truth, family values, health and fitness . . . .
As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela. People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow.
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php
Fuck yeah, Ken Paxton is! I am calling on Pam Bondi, release the Epstein list on your desk to prove Ken Paxton is not on it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was-vacationing-in-europe-as-emergency-crews-desperately-searched-for-texas-flood-survivors/
While Texas suffered, Ted was exploring musty, cavernous ruins previously pillaged by armies of conquerors. But enough about Heidi. Turns out this fat fucker really does reveal his curse every time he vacations or attends any Texas-based sporting event.