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- The Democratic Party
A million seconds is 11 1/2 days A billion seconds is 31 1/2 years A trillion seconds is close to 32,000 years - you go back in time that far and Margorie Taylor Green's Neanderthal cousins were fooling around with one another.- Texas -- a failed state
Let this come to fruition and I will put $10K in the Gene Wu for governor campaign pile.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Sorry man. I’ve been drinking (Police Squad at the Drafthouse). Fat fingers. Back in his day, JFK would have blown Melania’s back out, inspired national unity and written a Pulitzer-worthy book before Trump got out of his greasy bed and golf-carted his front nine.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Billboard fund: Thanks be to the Spectrum for our South African Nazi overlord.- liam neeson is frank drebin, jr. naked gun is back.
intended to be more teaser than spoiler: Best scenes: the lapel camera / chili dog night vision goggles Best lines: Your wife passed She had a bottom . . .- Texas -- a failed state
Only good news from this is that I get to send Chip Roy an e-mail to say 'arrivederci you carpetbagging cocksucker.' Then I get to welcome my new MAGA overlord, Tony Gonzalez.- CIA Chief: Jade Helm Was a Russian Plot
Would be amusing to get an update on these people. My prediction for what the "Miss Me Yet?" T-Shirt gal is up to in the year 2025:- Alex Jones
I might hit that in a slump, but first, I would need a double dose of this: and then a triple dose of this:- Trump’s America
Party of (my ass): financial discipline, law and order, free enterprise, national security, freedom, personal responsibility, truth, family values, health and fitness . . . .- Trump’s America
And fireworks. And champagne. And a week of vacation days.- Fleetwood Mac has fired Buckingham, hired Mike Campbell
Hope silver Springs Eternal- Trump’s America
- Trump’s America
- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela. People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Fuck yeah, Ken Paxton is! I am calling on Pam Bondi, release the Epstein list on your desk to prove Ken Paxton is not on it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
- The Supremes
2028 slogan: Pack. The. Court.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was-vacationing-in-europe-as-emergency-crews-desperately-searched-for-texas-flood-survivors/ While Texas suffered, Ted was exploring musty, cavernous ruins previously pillaged by armies of conquerors. But enough about Heidi. Turns out this fat fucker really does reveal his curse every time he vacations or attends any Texas-based sporting event.- Trump’s America
Some Americans have real representation. Unfortunately, I don't but it gives me frequent opportunities to reach out.- Trump’s America
Alligator Auschwitz’s- Independence Day 2025
I am buying one of these sumbitches, but probably not shooting it off on July 4 (unless we are that lucky). No, I am saving it for a special day that will eventually come (wink, wink). I also have two bottles of champagne perpetually cooling in the fridge also for that day.- ICE activity/raids
Fucking idiot. Pete's soldiers are WAR FIGHTERS, not fire fighters.- ICE activity/raids
Can't wait for my next president to denaturalize Elon Musk. Right after nationalizing Starlink and SpaceX.- The Supremes
“Today, the threat is to birthright citizenship. Tomorrow, a different administration may try to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens or prevent people of certain faiths from gathering to worship,” Sotomayor wrote. “The majority holds that, absent cumbersome class-action litigation, courts cannot completely enjoin even such plainly unlawful policies unless doing so is necessary to afford the formal parties complete relief.” The dissent gives me something to look forward to when Beto finally wins the presidency (I know). "Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47." - The Democratic Party
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