Everything posted by Disco Strangler
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Trump’s America
This news is making me question the sufficiency of my champagne levels. Luckily, Twin Liquors dollar days sale in progress. Also, no other person in the MAGAverse wields the same ability to create the same level of fealty. I expect people to come out of the woodwork with book deals about how bonkers shit has really been behind the scenes (and how they heroically stood vanguard against things getting really bad). People will try to fill the vacuum of hate, but there is no second string QB who can pour the Koolaid like this orange Jim Jones. Jim Jones Jr. ain't walking through that door.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
No way in hell that happens. Ken claimed three homes as his primary residence. Trump just fired one of the Fed Board members for claiming two homes as a primary residence. https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/ken-angela-paxton-mortgage-primary-residence-homestead-exemption/
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Trump’s America
Conservative values of picking business winners and losers left and right just like the invisible hand is supposed to do. But my role is that of Greek chorus of orange man bad - it is what I am reduced to as a libtard. https://www.npr.org/2025/06/18/nx-s1-5435364/a-look-at-the-golden-share-agreement-in-the-u-s-steel-nippon-steel-partnership https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-demands-highly-conflicted-intel-ceo-resign-over-china-ties-2025-08-07/ https://www.npr.org/2025/08/16/nx-s1-5504096/401k-private-equity-crypto-executive-order
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The Democratic Party
He didn't say Wes Moore had tears in his eyes. So, I think it really must have happened.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Historically in favor of US economic support for Israel. Now, I hope we never give one more American dollar to the country. They can stand or fall on their own and defend themselves without our help. I expect that new generations of US politicians coming up will feel the same way and Israel's status as our ally will shift dramatically in popular opinion. The next generation of US citizens and their representatives will have a much starker memory of the country's current actions than they do of their grandparents' memories of what happened in WWII.
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It's time we have a Chip Roy thread
chip is not running for reelection for his house seat, but is running for Texas AG. Just after I got gerrymandered out of his district. Move back to Virginia you carpetbagging POS <Tanks for nuttin Danny gif> https://eedition.expressnews.com/infinity/article_popover_share.aspx?guid=cbac1951-9d41-40fa-9b1e-6608589079e3&share=true
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Trump’s America
Nice humblebrag. I could say the same about myself at most fitting rooms and Cracker Barrel’s I have been to.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
This site really needs a 'what the fuck?' response option. Also, Barber: What cut you want? Couch Fucker: Have you heard of my favorite author, Dr. Suess? Barber: Say no more fam.
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Trump’s America
When in Vernon, should jack off on the TV remote. I know I do.
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My new favorite subreddit
- The Democratic Party
A million seconds is 11 1/2 days A billion seconds is 31 1/2 years A trillion seconds is close to 32,000 years - you go back in time that far and Margorie Taylor Green's Neanderthal cousins were fooling around with one another.- Texas -- a failed state
Let this come to fruition and I will put $10K in the Gene Wu for governor campaign pile.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Sorry man. I’ve been drinking (Police Squad at the Drafthouse). Fat fingers. Back in his day, JFK would have blown Melania’s back out, inspired national unity and written a Pulitzer-worthy book before Trump got out of his greasy bed and golf-carted his front nine.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Billboard fund: Thanks be to the Spectrum for our South African Nazi overlord.- liam neeson is frank drebin, jr. naked gun is back.
intended to be more teaser than spoiler: Best scenes: the lapel camera / chili dog night vision goggles Best lines: Your wife passed She had a bottom . . .- Texas -- a failed state
Only good news from this is that I get to send Chip Roy an e-mail to say 'arrivederci you carpetbagging cocksucker.' Then I get to welcome my new MAGA overlord, Tony Gonzalez.- CIA Chief: Jade Helm Was a Russian Plot
Would be amusing to get an update on these people. My prediction for what the "Miss Me Yet?" T-Shirt gal is up to in the year 2025:- Alex Jones
I might hit that in a slump, but first, I would need a double dose of this: and then a triple dose of this:- Trump’s America
Party of (my ass): financial discipline, law and order, free enterprise, national security, freedom, personal responsibility, truth, family values, health and fitness . . . .- Trump’s America
And fireworks. And champagne. And a week of vacation days.- Fleetwood Mac has fired Buckingham, hired Mike Campbell
Hope silver Springs Eternal- Trump’s America
- Trump’s America
- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela. People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php - The Democratic Party
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