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Disco Strangler

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  1. No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]
  2. He reminds me of Adrian Peterson. . . . because he was beating those kids with a switch.
  3. Thought about starting a new thread: 'Songs that shred at the end" - Decided to post here instead. My latest jam is songs that seem kind of lame for most of the song, but end with in-your-face molten lava. The sound seems mediocre, maybe melancholy, but then leaves a third degree blister on the senses just at the end. Think three quarters of Case McCoy and fourth quarter of Vince Young. Turns out looking for similar songs is not readily searchable. Here are a few examples that I am talking about - let me know if you can add to my playlist. And. . . . and. . . .
  4. Mistress would describe on the stand how she often put her thumb in Ken’s butthole while spitting a loogie on his nondescript wiener. Angela would write two pages of handwritten notes, pondering the true cost of keeping a man like Ken satisfied. The following Sunday, both Paxtons would return to Collin County, hold hands in church, and say a prayer of thanksgiving, sure that they are truly the righteous amongst us.
  5. That is how you humblebrag. *cough cradlerobber cough*
  6. When you’re flying off to Spain But your butt guts can’t be contained (refrain) Catch a red eye to Barcelona Gonna regret the expired bologna.
  7. Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought his might happen to me, but this is a totally true story . . . .
  8. 1991 - yogurt shop murders? 2004 - no criminal prosecution of Listeater? 2008 - Who burned down the Texas governor’s mansion? 2010 - OU transgender cheerleader grooming the sidelines in Dallas 2015 - Texas v Ok State referee travesty? Where was Paxton? . . . . connect the dots! Wake up Sheeple!
  9. Back in the day, Kid Rock never left home without a little Bud.
  10. People are saying he was born in Calcutta. Where is his birth certificate? Is that how you do it?
  11. According to the newspaper in SA, this is Paxton's mistress. Angela Paxton photo posted for comparison. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php
  12. Well, when a married man and a woman (who is not his wife) develop special feelings for each other, they may form a relationship that becomes sinful and adulterous.
  13. Abbott ordered it cut down as part of his lifelong attempt to avenge his legs and floppy wiener.
  14. Can Texas haz a constitutional amendment vote on abortion?
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