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Disco Strangler

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  1. Johnny: Teacher, what does "adultery" mean in the seventh commandment? Texas Public School Teacher: Well Johnny, adultery is what President Trump did when he raw dogged a porn star's worn out vagina with his mushroom dick while Melania was home taking care of little Barron. It's also what Ken Paxton does with his mistress because his wife Angela doesn't want to stick a finger in his butthole when she's sucking him off. Johnny: [insert WTF gif here]
  2. Careful what you whish for.
  3. I would rather torture myself by going to see Shen Yun.
  4. Tales from the fake assignation attempt.
  5. Leon to barber: ‘have you seen The Fifth Element? Barber: say no more, fam.
  6. Harsh, but allowed. We are ruled by a sadder Force.
  7. Doing tariffs like a game of Red Light, Green Light. That’s the kind of steady governance that calms the markets and consumer confidence.
  8. If there were a “deep state,” some mutha fuckas would be falling out of windows by now. What is taking so long?
  9. They need to stop feeding that kid mustard.
  10. He has a girlfriend in Canada, met her at Niagra Falls. You wouldn't know her.
  11. Remember when Mitch’s sister in law was killed by her Tesla when she couldn’t open the doors or windows when it submerged in water? https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/20/business/angela-chao-fatal-car-accident/index.html Was it karma, or fate, or foreshadowing?
  12. A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
  13. A press conference with the president and two toddlers.
  14. Shutter CPFB: Bank Bailouts 2, Electric Fuck You Too
  15. And, stop trying to make fetch happen, “Gulf of America”
  16. Rebrand the message and make them own it: defund USAid: Make famine great again defund NIH: Make kid cancer great again. shutter DEI: own YOUR racism End birthright citizenship: the Constitution doesn’t matter? Wait till we reconsider “a well regulated militia”.
  17. Los Campesenos! - Feast of Tongues! This song reminds me of Cruz, Cornyn, Abbott and every fucking boot licker in this state and all the fucking complicit (R) pussies that vote for them every cycle.
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