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Disco Strangler

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Everything posted by Disco Strangler

  1. Doing tariffs like a game of Red Light, Green Light. That’s the kind of steady governance that calms the markets and consumer confidence.
  2. If there were a “deep state,” some mutha fuckas would be falling out of windows by now. What is taking so long?
  3. They need to stop feeding that kid mustard.
  4. He has a girlfriend in Canada, met her at Niagra Falls. You wouldn't know her.
  5. Remember when Mitch’s sister in law was killed by her Tesla when she couldn’t open the doors or windows when it submerged in water? https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/20/business/angela-chao-fatal-car-accident/index.html Was it karma, or fate, or foreshadowing?
  6. Just asking questions!
  7. A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
  8. A press conference with the president and two toddlers.
  9. Hilarious! That's Dan Patrick's office number.
  10. Shutter CPFB: Bank Bailouts 2, Electric Fuck You Too
  11. And, stop trying to make fetch happen, “Gulf of America”
  12. Rebrand the message and make them own it: defund USAid: Make famine great again defund NIH: Make kid cancer great again. shutter DEI: own YOUR racism End birthright citizenship: the Constitution doesn’t matter? Wait till we reconsider “a well regulated militia”.
  13. Los Campesenos! - Feast of Tongues! This song reminds me of Cruz, Cornyn, Abbott and every fucking boot licker in this state and all the fucking complicit (R) pussies that vote for them every cycle.
  14. You looking to throw hands? Chili’s on 45th. Tonight. I will be in the handicapped stall in the men’s room. You will want to bring a towel.
  15. I shot myself in the dick. In 30 days, I'll do it again.
  16. What year(month) into this presidency do other countries start leveling sanctions against us? We ‘take’ Greenland against another NATO ally? Our friends need to start slapping some reality in the face of our thin-skinned, geriatric tyrant.
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