Disco Strangler

Tin roof. Rusted?

They both have mistresses?

Barbarian has a lot of tittays on screen - you'd dig it the most.

Less surprising than when he eventually comes out of the closet.

So, racists, fake Christians and dipshits. But, why are there SO many of them? We could be living in a Utopian Mayberry, but somehow, our countrymen would prefer to live under the cruel tutelage of Earnest T. Bass.

Jalen!

I blocked that guy during his incessant FISA warrant ramblings. Don’t regret seeing “you have chosen to ignore content by Anastasia” four times already on this page. Happiness is that guy in the rear view

Polls only opened a few hours ago, but I have been busy. Voted early under my deceased great-uncle's identity and got today's "I voted" sticker. Spent an hour on the south side of town harvesting ballots. Now I am off to contact my deep state operatives in Venezuela to activate the QR code vote-changing application on the Dominion voting machines in all of the Panhandle counties. Try and keep up Sheeple!

This is amazing stuff! Un's revelation about his bisexuality perfectly coincides with (and explains) how he and Trump "fell in love" over the letters exchanged. Stories of young love keep me hopeful for humanity. Maybe when he flees the country, Trump can exile to North Korea and let this love story continue to blossom.

Bannon's cell-mate: You wanna be the husband or you wanna be the wife? Bannon: The husband . . . I think. Cell-mate: Well get over here here and suck your wife's dick.

Ted Cruz would go to Mexico to avoid a draft. A draft - like, a literal cool wind blowing though his home. Do not lecture us about woke military nonsense you draft dodger.

DITTO!

NM v NM State . . . . Is there no treaty to prevent such cruelty against our First Nation citizens?

Did I miss any discussion by the Committee of Ginny Thomas' testimony? I assume if she had given them any useful soundbites, they would have dropped them on us during the hearing.

Secret service needs a complete reorganization. Dots intentionally not connected. Info intentionally not shared.

Coach Pop stopped fucking around a few years ago. From today’s SA Express News: San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich yells in the first half during an NBA basketball game against the Minnesota Timberwolves Thursday, April 7, 2022, in Minneapolis.(AP Photo/Andy Clayton-King)Andy Clayton-King, FRE / Associated Press SAN ANTONIO – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich left Uvalde on Saturday proud of the way his players, especially the younger ones, did their best to comfort a grieving community. “We have four 19-year-olds, but these guys displayed the same maturity as Timmy (Duncan) and Manu (Ginobili) or Mario Elie or David Robinson, with the responsibility they knew they had to the community,” Popovich said. “We didn’t twist arms or anything like that. They were anxious to go. They wanted to stay longer. They get it.” But Popovich also experienced other emotions on the way back to San Antonio after the Spurs held a series of events to help comfort a community that lost 19 children and two teachers to a gunman’s rampage in May at Robb Elementary School. “(Mass shootings) have happened so often that it seems no amount of uproar from so many quarters makes much of a difference as far as trying to prevent the next one - (and) there will be a next one,” Popovich said. “And, in this particular case, you feel for the people who are hurting obviously from the pain of loss but who are also enraged and frustrated with the lack of action from our politicians.” Speaking to the media before Sunday’s preseason game with New Orleans, Popovich criticized Gov. Greg Abbott and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick for failing to push for gun reform after the second deadliest school shooting in U.S. history. “Our governor, our lieutenant governor…they have done nothing since that massacre to make it more difficult for the next massacre to take place,” Popovich said, referring to gun reform. Parents and relatives of the Uvalde shooting victims have criticized Abbott over his inaction to address their calls for limiting access to firearms. They wanted the governor to call for a special legislative session to increase the minimum age to purchase a semi-automatic rifle in the state from 18 to 21 years old. The 18-year-old gunman in Uvalde bought two AR-15-style rifles immediately after he turned the legal purchasing age in May. “I just wonder what is in their hearts, what is in their bones,” Popovich said of Abbott and other politicians who failed to take action on gun reform after Uvalde. “It can’t just be beholding to the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the image, the pay for the job, the position, the power. It just can’t be that. If that’s it, we don’t really have a country. The fiber will disintegrate over time, and we will die from within, just like every other great nation has done.” A spokesperson for Abbott did not immediately return a request for comment. Popovich also criticized Abbott for saying “it could have been worse” while initially praising the law enforcement response to the Uvalde school shooting. Abbott later said he was “livid” about receiving inaccurate information about the poor response by law enforcement. “The information I was given turned out, in part, to be inaccurate, and I am absolutely livid about that," Abbott said at a news conference in Uvalde. “What the hell is he thinking?” when he said it could have been worse, Popovich said. “That two more could have died? It’s beyond comprehension.” Regarding Abbott saying he was “livid” about being misled, Popovich said, “He was more livid about that because he was personally embarrassed because he got told some bad info. That’s just incredulous to me. He expressed more emotion and frustration in that than he did the massacre of children and teachers. Disgusting.”

Biden is siphoning off Desantis’ cracker demographic.

Chris Mohr hid in the closet and watched while I was fucking Renee Zelwiger

Jay Mohr went to UT?

As Hudson’s mom, you have really hit my sweet spot. I am embarrassed to say that your dirty talk has made me engorged. Because I am post-menopausal, I have taken the liberty of putting some lube on the nightstand. Since you are clearly either not married or your “wife” is remaining voluntarily celibate, come on over. Hudson has this one in the bag (oh, I’m so hot) by 28 points.

He’s had a good game. I love the high standard, but you fuckers didn’t have to live through (or have forgotten) Gardere, Morenz, Mock, Heard, Snead, Harris . . . and the list goes on. Other than Vince orColt, do you enjoy being a fan of this team of college kids?

Never wish for a president’s death (FBI disclaimer) but somebody in his MAGA cult is gonna defile his corpse in the name of ‘love’ for him. Hopefully his hair is on the shelf and not involved in the seminal deluge.

Gorillaz Friday at Moody. Feel Good about it