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John Coctostan

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  1. Half the team got food poisoning, and everyone had prank calls to their hotel room phones throughout the night.
  2. I was at that game. The scene of corps goons trying to round up Texas fans who ran on the field after the game was like someting out of Pink Floyd's The Wall.
  3. If by “quite a while” for us you mean “since January,” I agree.
  4. Didn’t the Big12 used to have BCS standings as a conference tiebreaker? That would have factored in non-conference losses.
  5. Name sounded too much like Houston Street. Aggy didn't want.
  6. Nothing lasts forever. Not even cold November rain.
  7. I know it's been rough recently, but surely we'll score more than negative 35 points.
  8. LHB won halftime, too. We practically won the whole evening.
  9. That was good for a laugh. As was the idea that they could buy a good OL in the portal.
  10. I was about to post about Rout 66. Or that Miami Cotton Bowl. Or one of the OU games in the early 2000s. But instead I'm going to close the laptop and repeatedly punch myself in the balls.
  11. Why not both?
  12. It's so crazy it just might work... Nah, it's just crazy.
  13. He's got the yips. Sailing everything. LIke Ewers two years ago.
  14. I'm so thankful I don't have to care about games like this anymore.
  15. It's like a THujone gif come to life.
  16. Guy has a stupid username.
  17. So Aggy not only runs the table on their remaining schedule, they win every game by double digits and beat us by 24.
  18. They’re like an SEC version of Leach-era Tech.
  19. They replayed the 30 for 30 doc on Miami a few days ago. It should have come with a trigger warning for UT fans.
  20. All the lawyers on Surly are managing partners.
  21. I still have nightmares about that guy returning kicks in the Rose Bowl.
  22. Wait, is a penalty not a penalty if you make the tackle anyway?
  23. Brando: This is a stunned crowd. They’re used to Nebraska being ahead by a lot. Was the crowd in a coma for the last 20 years? Did they just move here from out of state in July?
  24. Like Saturn, aggy devours its children
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