Haha reminds me of once at Rush show in 79 at municipal auditorium in Austin. Friend and I went up to the balcony and found only 1 seat on the aisle. I sat there and my buddy sat on the stair and pulled out his bong. I was holding the lighter and saw a cop coming down the stairs to us. I quickly turned to the front and hid the lighter. My friend's like wtf and then the cop taps him on the shoulder. he turns & looks in horror but luckily the cop just said he couldn't sit on the steps, didn't give a crap about the dope
another show at municipal auditorium, they was a chick sitting on a dude's shoulders blocking our view. somehow somebody had an apple, I don't know why, and I grabbed it, chunked it and hit her on the head. She stayed of his shoulders after that.
Sorry everyone I think of reminds me of another and I went to tons of metal shows. Last one, show at the Austin Opry House and they decided to have a comedian that told lame ass drug jokes instead of an opening act. I got my friends and then the crowd chanting you suck! and he was trying to play it off like we didn't mean it or something. and crowd chanted "fuck you" and "get off the stage" and other shit like that. Always being an instigator, I crushed my beer can gave it to my friend and said, "hit him". He did and after that the crowd broke loose and everyone started flinging shit at him and he finally left the stage. addendum: a few years later my friend was telling the story to his friend at work and it turned out the comedian was the guy's best friend. He never talked to my friend again hahaha
ok I'll stop, promise