Chooky

"Saw Dwayne. He was wearing his shan'ts."

I feel safer already. Can you feel it? Can you feel the safety?

Poor guy. Not a single thing he could have done differently.

What a sadistic piece of shit. They bombed an old fat guy selling vegetables on the side of the road. He had his hands up in the prayer/pleading sign at one point. Nothing to gain tactically or strategically. Just cruel and murderous. I hope the worst for that operator. Horrific.

You really mean it?

Agreed. But something tells me Willie White Shirt Wobble Bottom isn't entirely innocent.

I don't know how to assess the comically inflated weight gains of their roster. I just assume it's bullshit and consider the embellishment that teams do with listing height and weight. But I'm hoping that Elko has been personally cooking their breakfasts since the last spring.

I legitimately feared Owens when he committed to A&M as much as I hated not getting him. I thought he'd be a version of Jerod Douglas with elite reciever skills. And I remember how people who i respect were totally unconcerned about his commitment to aggy. I figured they'd be wrong and that he was gonna be a nightmare in their backfield. Nope.

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

If it's covered in glitter and has a human penis you went to the wrong kind of sanctuary.

Yeah, but eater of asses.

Weed.

Yup. Conference pride is vicarious dildo stuff. You know, aggies

This was before kinky became a hot sauce salesman.