Chooky

And what's that chicken doing in there?

Jim Jordan -- Department of Fingering the Buttholes of Dudes with Soft Tissue Injures and Maybe Jerking Them Off a Little Bit Too

Why did Trump let Bam Margera listen in on his first call to China?

But there are lots of them now -- weirdo dudes getting Elizabeth Taylor like surgeries. What's their deal?

When did right wingers become so enamored with men who wear makeup and get cosmetic treatments and spend hours on elaborate and complicated hair?

The Kremlin Cabinet

Doesn't have to be just the crown.

Thank you, Donnie.

They'll be warm piss without hunter and shitheadeur.

The tortilla thing is going to be stopped because the students went full chimpanzee with it.

Joey will choke away any victory that could be a turning point for that program. A tech win today won't get them in the conference game but it'd be a minor signature win for them this season. And that means he'll absolutely blow it. The only clutch game he's ever won was against Texas in '22 because Hudson Card had mental spasms.

Joey Flatulence will find a way to fuck this up.

Jerry got concerned about his vehicle warranty?

Mingo hasn't shown much potential, but what you have to consider is that Mingo might show some potential. While there isn't much evidence to be optimistic about Mingo, the Dallas Cowboys remain optimistic about Mingo.

Biff never loses. He just runs out of Poggi.

People will say "moving the goal posts" but this is easily the worst big 12 I've ever seen. BYU seems to be the most consistent team but they can bog down fast. But they find different ways to keep winning. Colorado is probably the most collectively talented team in the conference but not very deep. Their defense is not a fluke. They have two very good linebackers that i previously didn't know even existed. Their reciever room is by far better than anyone in the conference. Last year I thought Horn was just the beneficiary of target volume. But he's really good. Omarion Miller probably starts for most teams in the country and he had trouble seeing the field even before his injury. At this point I think Colorado would beat Iowa State four times out of five. Their toughest games have all been at home. If they get past Jabbering Joey in Lubbock they have a clear path. ESPN will ejaculate all over themselves and race each other to lodge their heads in deion's anus. Tech is a schizophrenic team that oscillates between average to terrible. They will get physically smacked and knocked around by ISU and then have to play God's chosen one at home. Not looking good for Joey.

That guy really wanted some butts.

He's a shithead. He only stopped throwing his teammates under the bus when he learned how negatively people reacted to that behavior. But that's who he is. When he goes to the NFL he will definitely get at least one coordinator fired when he hits a bad stretch of games. He's a tough player and can throw accurately from multiple platforms. But i bet he'll be impossible to coach on any deficiency, like holding the ball too long. He might be able to get better about stuff like that but he's been able to do whatever he wants his entire football career. He's never been coached by anyone other than his dad. And that comes out in his personality. Even when he gets to the NFL i think it's pretty likely that his dad will intervene at every turn.

Joe Rogan. Thought leader of the era. Founded Brendan Schaub.

Exactly. Franklin going robotic like he was recently programmed by a crisis management team instead of just having character and being a human. Fucking toad. And that SID, or whoever he was, completely lost sight of the bigger issue. Yeah, dude, lash out with defensive hostility and scold the adults in the room like they're children. This is pretty much a PR layup for any institution other than Baylor or PSU. All you have to do is be regular people.

Off topic, but murder seems really hard these days. Generally any suspect or associate of a victim will be asked to talk to detectives early in a murder. Most of them comply, as most want to help. A subpoena for their phone seems to happens pretty quick. It's difficult to drive anywhere without being on camera. If you get gas, even if pay in cash, you're toast. I shut off OnStar almost two years ago. When the temps started dropping, I got a text the other morning, from OnStar, telling me one of my tires dropped to 45 psi. No active account. Hello OnStar.

Freudian?

That's enraging.