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Chooky

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  1. Maxwell was charged and is now in prison for sex trafficking. Strangely, nobody knows where the sex got trafficked. It's not important. The sex was probably trafficked to Whitey Bulger or into space. One of those is dead and the other is really far away. So, it's fine now. It's done. You sound very unpatriotic for inquiring about this.
  2. I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen.
  3. Because they've been told that further sealing this shit up and enduring derision for a cover-up is a heap fuck ton better than revealing what's on that goddamn list. Remember that time Alex Acosta swooped in, out of nowhere, for reasons nobody could explain, into a perfectly staffed and capable criminal jurisdiction, to restructure and soften an already agreed upon plea agreement for epstein, without consulting a single victim or the prosecutors, the day of epstein's sentencing and then he was later awarded for it by being appointed as Trump's labor secretary? That had nothing to do with this. Just a peculiar coincidence. Trump simply wanted Acosta to secretary the shit out of that labor. There was nobody more cut out for the job. Total coincidence that all of these hideous ghouls were all fucking around in Florida during this time. Anyone still pondering this is probably very unpatriotic.
  4. If you play pretty much offline dynasty only, the game is thoroughly broken by year 3 of your dynasty. Every mid tier team ends up being around a 55 overall because of their deal breaker nonsense with players. Very EA of them to release this game without testing the layout just 3 or 4 seasons into a single player campaign. And you're correct. The safest play with an EA sports game is to wait about 6 weeks for them to undo all their dumbass concepts that can't be executed or are too convoluted for long term play. Their beta testers are the paying customer. Definitely best to wait for them to patch all of their dumb, broken bullshit.
  5. I don't know. I thought they had a few more than that last season. I could look it up but I don't really care.
  6. I'm not buying that the staff can have him up to 300 by September. But what i like about this kid is that my source in Cul-de-sac Heights said he has the IT factor. But what i don't like is that Cul-de-sac Heights isn't a real place and I made up the source. Either way, we'll continue to monitor this as things unfold.
  7. I think Colorado has 5 high school players committed. 5. Five.
  8. Off to a good start, buddy.
  9. @Derka will be buying it, too. So will I. But me and Derka will be the only two out of this group that will be back on this thread to bitch about particular aspects of the game.
  10. As dumb as it was to say that shit on video, it was still funnier than anything joe rogan has ever said in any of his standup acts. His comedy specials are hideous. The podcast and his name recognition have done wonders for his ticket sales. I dare anyone to sit through the entirety of his last special. Maybe liver king could argue that rogan deserved a severe beating just for that last comedy special.
  11. Is Shedeur gonna be able to go Rolex deep into Deshaun?
  12. No. But I assumed it was inevitable. That's Elon's reflexive response to every confrontation or rejection.
  13. Ford CEO drops Tesla self driving tech. Ford CEO is called "pedo" on Twitter. Business.
  14. Are there any reports of Jordan Washington looking like he might be a terror up the seam or a mauling blocker on the edge after having a year in the weight room and some growth? I don't mind deluding myself in my own wishfulness until September. Is he even in the realm of challenging Endries? I went full nerd and perused Cal boards about their thoughts on Endries. The two main vibes I got were that they were super disappointed to lose him and that they were underwhelmed with his blocking ability. Also, Cal boards are super depressing. Even the ACC thinks they suck. One of the more prolific Cal posters claimed that Endries will be Arch's version of David Thomas. And I only remembered that because that seemed unusually savvy for a Cal fan to have that much UT knowledge.
  15. Not trying to be harsh. I like the guy and have heard he's a great teammate. I'm not bashing the dude. There's a huge gap between him and the other backs Texas has been fortunate enough to see in the last 4 or 5 seasons. I don't believe he's that dangerous back that requires attention every down. It's not an insult to say a running back isn't Bijan or Brooks. It's not an insult to tell Manu Ginobili "you weren't Kobe." Dab some salve on chili dog's labia and we'll get back to the passing game.
  16. I like him. I think he's a tough player. But his presence was completely meaningless in 3 of the last 4 games of the season. He dropped at the slightest contact in those games. If you're so easily persuaded by highlight compilations, go watch any of his carries against ASU, Georgia or OSU. He's a serviceable back. Not elite. He won't be the lead running back by the end of the season.
  17. I don't really understand how people could dislike Ed Orgeron.
  18. "I ain't the one" also sucks.
  19. Yeah, I witnessed that. I'm just not convinced he's an elite back. He averaged less than 3 yds a carry in 3 of 4 of the last games. Those are good defenses. But he was pointless in those games. And lots of people ran well against Clemson. Last year he was generally as good as the blocking provided. If you want to luxuriate in your sunshine enema on the guy, great. High five for your positivity. Shiny happy people.
  20. Wisner had a thousand yards last year by running for only what his blocking provided -- never really creating any plays beyond that. He'll be better this year but who knows by how much. If he gets 190 carries this season he'll hit a thousand again. But it doesn't feel like we have anyone in the backfield who can bust something wide open, like what Blue did against Clemson. And that kind of sucks.
  21. CTJ hates white people. He once burned a Bucc ees beaver in effigy in front of my house. Spray painted "chalky go home" on the garage, which didn't make sense because i was home. Put a hate letter in the mailbox addressed to "milky." He refers to a group of 3 or more Caucasians as "Idaho." Urinated on Jason Sehorn's front porch in front of Angie Harmon.
  22. Yeah, it's weird. I also recently figured out you could change defensive assignments based on position group rather than having to cycle through the whole defense. D pad twice to the right brings up the entire d line. Pick the edge player and drop them in a seam flat, spy, etc. D pad twice to the left brings up linebackers. Triangle twice brings up secondary. Had no idea i could stay on my user player and direct these other assignments without cycling to each player. Pretty cool. Something they could've told me ... yesterday.
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