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Chooky

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  1. It's kind of a shame that Karen Geriatric Hamm is no longer a persistent presence in online aggie world. She wasn't as helpful to Texas as jimbo, but she upped their lulz quota.
  2. I'm certain of it. But maybe not. Probably, though. But doubtful.
  3. Trump should put a huge statue in the middle of the Pentagon of the guy who killed Pat Tillman. The people who object to it will be outed as libtards and RINOs.
  4. True freedom is having more feces, not less, in our food.
  5. These things are nuanced.
  6. He's diluting the purity of our people by squirting immigrant sperm into our blood and soil. Spew will not replace us!
  7. It took 5 years of pointless litigation for Adam and Craig to finally admit they were full of shit. I think Adam Craig, in fear of lying under oath, said in a deposition that he was put in a conference room instead of a field shed. The story was long dead at that point and of course ESPN didn't cover that with the same fervor.
  8. It was a meaningless quip with an unserious poster in an unserious tone. Nobody approached delving into the beto arc but you. Dry your pussy off and move on.
  9. Beto O'Rourke won 48% of the votes in his senate campaign and the doctor and nurses pointed and booed your mom's vagina when you came out of it.
  10. Craig James won less than 4% of the vote in his senate campaign.
  11. Chooky

    Gunnar Helm

    What happened in here?
  12. "No creating a ruckus" bill incoming.
  13. Fucking terrific.
  14. Agreed, but this latest frenzied and pointless outburst has solidified Eberts as the burnt orange version of Taylor Hamm to anyone who might not have already been aware.
  15. He's correct, though. Eberts couldn't hold his water and now everyone knows he's a self indulgent buffoon.
  16. Was he wearing that stupid fucking "maddog" chain on his repulsive hippopotamus neck?
  17. He fixes the cable?
  18. Why didn't he at least give Kai Trump a cool car?
  19. The Cybertruck has replaced the Ford Pinto as a historic symbol of manufacturing tragedy.
  20. MAGA: Steeped in conjured victimhood and nonsense -- government that doesn't fill a single pothole or seek innovation or to make anything convenient. Build a bridge or something. Fuck off.
  21. I guess i should be happy that it's not The Gulf of the Washington Redskins Suck It Libs and Slavery was Mischaracterized as Bad and We're All Going to be Very, Very Rich, That I Can Tell You.
  22. Only AI can turn on a laptop. I'm skeptical of this story.
  23. I want the words "tush push" to be banned and for it to be a felony to put those words in a headline. Anyone who espouses an opinion on it, unprompted or baited, should also be shipped to a South American prison underneath a banana farm. I'm actually ambivalent about the activity. Leave it in. Fine. Just don't discuss it.
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