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Chooky

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  1. DJ EJ Holland?
  2. Bob Cole was a shitty PA. I'm sure he's probably a good guy. But it was an unnecessary, bad feature for the game environment.
  3. Dayum. Deion should ask the university and the Colorado state legislature to put out a statement banning this writer and make it illegal to acknowledge that he even exists. That was scathing.
  4. And they didn't fix the glaring schedule issues in dynasty. EA blows every living goat on the planet.
  5. Because you put it on YouTube?
  6. Ha! I had a game where I intercepted the ball in the endzone and ran the ball out of bounds right at the goal post. Not only did the game give my opponent 2 points for the safety, it spotted the ball for them 1st and 10 at my 20. And in the 4th year of my cincinnati dynasty I have 3 wr's wearing #0. I also have two offensive linemen also wearing #0. 2nd string rb wears #0. All of them can be on the field at the same time. It's like that scene in 'Three Amigos' where the entire town are dressed like the amigos. I have a gem 5 star linebacker and the game will not allow me to sub him in anywhere. I can go to the depth chart and put him at the top of any of the 3 LB positions. Nope. Won't be on the field. At first I thought maybe the game recognized him as a redshirt. As a sophomore in the middle of his second season it still won't allow him on the field. And his jersey # is ... you guessed it, #0. I still have fun with the game but it's comically flawed in so many ways. I still can't believe they let this clunker launch.
  7. This man must be silenced.
  8. The Coach Prime tormentor
  9. It's dumb to reveal how hurt you are over a snide sports columnist. I wouldn't have been aware of the existence of a sports writer named Sean Keeler two weeks ago. Now I'm almost compelled to read every shitty article he's ever written about CU and Deion.
  10. I saw the presser when he confronted the Keeler guy. Keeler wilted. The whole thing was dumb. Sanders is that idiot who acts like he has infinite wisdom to teach the entire room. Any room. He was even combative with the people who were there only to lob friendly pr. But he ran fast. Really fast. What a genius.
  11. That's harmless. My God.
  12. It's soft, bitchass behavior. It's 90's era colemn snark. Not the best entertainment but not the worst, if they're funny. If the rest of the Colorado sports media had any pride at all they'd skip the next couple of pressers It can be fun when one of the local guys play the contrarian shtick and antagonize local teams. It's a pretty tired trope, really, but it's harmless entertainment if it's done well. What an embarrassment for that athletic department to get so emotional over one chubby nerd at the frickin Denver Post. They beg for constant attention and then the entire athletic department folds over sarcasm. Fuck CU, collectively.
  13. I'm sure EA worked diligently with the best people to provide a seamless experience. They failed to provide coherent substitution features and can't get season schedules correct but I'm sure this will be fine.
  14. It's pretty incredible that they couldn't get rotating conference schedules correct. They had that right 3 consoles ago. I use cincinnati and am only in the middle of a third season. The big 12 schedules are already completely fucked. CU plays UCF twice in one season. It's clear that every conference is totally jacked up. After pimping "dynasty" so hard in marketing, how do you even allow that to launch? And there have been two patches and they still didn't address that? It's a fun game but it's hilarious that they took 12 years to get half the shit they had right 15 years ago wrong in 2024. Once they revealed that they couldn't code what is essentially just a day planner, I'm surprised that the entire development team isn't fired.
  15. I regret wanting to fuck RFK's wife but she's making a comeback.
  16. I have idea how you're doing that. I got cincinnati up to 4.5 star program and the best I can do is two to 4 5 stars and then o can barely muster 15 or 16 other players in a single class.
  17. I saw Helobious sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. He was gonna be a football star. Then this guy named Jack did stuff to him in the backseat of his car.
  18. It would be fun to watch some of these routes develop but EA said nah so a left tackle could just watch an end run right next them untouched. And every DT is apparently aaron donald. The ratings don't matter. A 70 overall dt will merc the shit out of a 95 guard just because the animation dictates it. There are almost too many flaws to list but the laziest one is that they fucked up scheduling in dynasty. If you schedule fun non con games it usually results in extrapolated fuckery for the entire schedule. I see teams that only play 4 games the entire season. Teams that play me and another team in the same week. Michigan hasn't played OSU once in the third season of my dynasty. Imagine not being able to program schedules on 5th generation consoles. "There's no way you guys would fail to program a day planner in 2024, right? Oh, that's too lofty of an expectation? Cool."
  19. Calling on @RomaVicta to post that weird gif of the puppet thing closing the door.
  20. I hope you can make it through this.
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