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Chooky

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  1. I think the cover should be this picture and then tell everyone it's Hugh Freeze.
  2. Elon Musk's biography will be titled 'The Immigrant Who Hated Immigrants.'
  3. "I just want a jury of parents who will understand." What if there's the parent of an Uber driver?
  4. Forest cows. Much less predictable than parking garage cows, but far less antagonistic than the common HOA cow.
  5. "Wild cows" that have tags in their ears. Maybe they are wild but they like to accessorize. They think you're about to drop a bag of cubes, dumbass. The bear spray. Holy shit. How are we supposed to live with these morons among us?
  6. Eventually a YouTube streamer will sponsor a bowl. The Donkey Pants420 Bowl or something. Logan Paul's Prime Enema Bowl. Fine. It'll be fine.
  7. Listen carefully to it again. And focus on the voice in the background that whispers "ice." Do that and try not to laugh. That is that dumbest shit I've ever heard and would go over in an SNL sketch. "Iccccceeee"
  8. The weak conference is an easy path to the playoffs. Whether they pop in the first round or not, the Dabo cronies can find enough leverage that Captain Virtue's plan is sound.
  9. This is dark and you need to know that it's never too late for help.
  10. @closetojumping nailed this awhile back. These guys aren't concerned about the integrity of the sport or making some self-imposed sacrifice for the sake of virtue. He's bitter about his vast talent gap being neutralized by change. A part of Dabo probably started believing that the bulk of his success was his strategic genius and not the 14 hydraulic monsters he could rotate on the defensive front 7.
  11. Straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
  12. Clemson lost 13 players to the portal and brought in none. Dabo is gonna pout his way into the sunset.
  13. Not a lot of San Jose State highlights out there.
  14. I didn't even see the tweet. Like Donny, I stumbled up in the middle of the movie. I was just addressing Dr Creepenstein's curious fascist regime fetish. Also, I like Mexico, too, but their govt has left little to be desired.
  15. Come on, Rex. You know he's a ghoul. Aside from that bizarre shit, he's using the Supreme Court as his personal urinal. And no matter the ideology of anyone partaking in that garbage, that's how the hogs at the trough levels similar to that of the House get established in the judicial branch. It isn't sustainable and it's the Mexico starter kit.
  16. The undercurrent of demonic horror behind the initial hilarity is such a weird combo.
  17. No. Stop. Stop this now. It's making my face hurt.
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