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Chooky

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  1. I would have told that caddie to go back to ... Mexico. Okay, I probably wouldn't tell him that, but I'd tell him something.
  2. I support them and I have no issue with anyone's gender identity. But I think we'd all agree that they shouldn't be allowed to use bridges or stairs. There are plenty of ramps and various elevating platforms. It'll be briefly inconvenient but we have to think of the kids. If they're driving cross country, which is another thing I'm not sure they should be allowed to do, and they come across a river, they shouldn't be permitted to use the same bridge we cross with our children. Go around. If there is no around, then find the nearest coast and use a boat, like the thousands before you -- can't expect special treatment. It's another issue entirely, but I agree that they should be prohibited from grinding coffee beans. There are plenty of pre ground coffee choices available. I shouldn't be expected to explain to an eleven-year-old that there's a high probability that at any moment a trans person somewhere might be grinding coffee. It's unreasonable to foist me into a position of accelerating that level of exposure to the youth.
  3. It's the stupid, economy.
  4. I can't laugh at Caleb's plight while I'm already laughing at his misfortune. I will have to wait until tomorrow and then I'll laugh at his plight.
  5. I'm on the fence.
  6. I went limey.
  7. Black. Found out that I had a cheaper set that are fairly thin and that they'll replace each socket if you take it to the store or the entire set if you bring it. I don't have a ton of experience with impact drivers. The sockets i got aren't really up for an old as shit grain drill we got just for planting food plots on a lease -- lugs and bearings and bolts that have probably been frozen for years. I went cheap and got what I paid for.
  8. I bought a set of 1/2" sockets for a pneumatic driver at Harbour Freight. Two of them cracked at the top on the first use. That was my first purchase ever from there. I've heard the universal complaints about their shitty merchandise forever but wondered how bad could it actually be? And how could anyone fuck up a steel socket in 2025? Welp. Now I get it.
  9. Dear God! No American deserves to live like that. It's unspeakable. I just pray that her kids didn't witness that.
  10. It reminds me of those Strike Anywhere matches.
  11. DJ Yella Jar Jar Stinks Gay Z Uncoolio VD Hammer MC Mogadishu
  12. If Jacob Manser has any better ideas for getting a nazi saluting South African shit dick to a trillion dollars then he needs to inform us.
  13. Shame on all of you jackals for giggling about Jacob's demise. The only thing funny about that are the sounds he makes as the the white hot cinder is being slid into his anus.
  14. Texas manufacturing index and prospects taking a Peter North geyser right off the face and neck. https://www.morningstar.com/news/dow-jones/202502246596/texas-manufacturing-activity-slumps-as-trade-uncertainty-weighs-dallas-fed
  15. BTC plummeting faster than a plane trying to land at a poorly staffed traffic tower runway.
  16. Fuck all of these people and their sad tears. Look on the bright side, redneck. You should just be happy that one trans guy in Magnolia, Arkansas can't take a shit in Hobby Lobby. And that effeminate emo kid in Canton, Mississippi isn't allowed to have frozen veggie burrito diarrhea at the Kwik Mart. Finally, we're a safe country again.
  17. Bang Pontoon will make a pretty solid FBI Director.
  18. I wanted to punch sheet rock this morning just because I randomly thought about how we hired Les Koenning in 2014. Then I thought about Shawn Watson and considered poisoning a lake.
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