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Chooky

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  1. Remember that time he got mad at the beer then he shot the beer?
  2. Gawdammit
  3. They have tabs where all of that was going to be available but are now unusable. Maybe the legal team intervened, but I think there's a good chance it was something corrupting other code and they just removed it rather than solve it. The gameplay is great and perfect on the surface. But there are huge glitches and flaws throughout. It seems like they probably had a ton of coding issues. And I don't think you're understanding what I posted. You can write in the name Manning for a player. But you can't change the number. That makes no sense. If liability was the main concern you'd restrict editing names above all else. Likeness is pretty arbitrary when everyone is in a football uniform.
  4. Yeah, no fucking shit. I love the way you explain it as if you're shedding new light on something. Also, that's dumb. NFL players are fully edited by the same company. And we're not talking about NIL players. We're talking about ai generated players. It wouldn't be hard to restrict the names who opted in to the game. And the dumbest part of that is you can edit the names, not the jersey number or appearance. Do you think Travis Hunter is gonna sue EA because some kid on YouTube created a black player?
  5. Ohio State had the 122nd ranked recruiting class at the end of my first season.
  6. EA has always been very creative at finding ways to fuck the game up by taking something away that was once available. No formation subs in a game where they put so much emphasis on "wear and tear" is a special kind of stupid. Remember those things you could do 13 years and two consoles ago? Yeah, well you can't do those things anymore. The top three cornerbacks in southern Florida were all white dudes. I said fuck it and went to look in Atlanta. The top 5 corners there were all white. The best safeties I could get were both white. My defensive backfield is going to look like a Proud Boys meeting. And they'll probably be wearing jersey numbers like 49 and 43. Just let people edit their rosters. MLB The Show will always be the greatest sports simulator ever made. As good as this game is, EA is light years away from that.
  7. Tom Herman Quato would blow a bubble.
  8. Play action feels broken in general. The computer will feast on me instantly even if I'm busy trying to tap the closest single read.
  9. Yeah, it's wonky on a few fronts. I just pick punt safe and safe on field goals as well.
  10. How accurate are the playbooks in respect to what the teams actually employ? In the original series, they were pretty good about each team having what they run. I read a few comments that the playbooks in this game are pretty stripped down and generic across the board. They seem very accurate but the playbooks are way smaller than they were in '14. You can probably add plays from other books but I haven't messed with any of that.
  11. Bull mess. Bull junk. Receipts. Junk mess.
  12. What is EA doing?
  13. WR. Tendency: Physical. Not kidding.
  14. And whichever programmer accidently made the player profile for wide receiver's tendency label "deep throat" instead of "deep threat" is either a complete moron or a total fucking genius.
  15. I recruited a guy named J. Epstein. Our in program suicide prevention team will deploy 10 armed guards around him at all times. If he starts taking about starting a model agency we'll force him into the portal.
  16. I'm mostly happy with it too. Just glad to have any college game again. Thanks O'Bannon. It would be nice if EA didn't use their most responsive fans as beta testers and implemented their own ... beta testers. You know, before the game released.
  17. I forced three punts and my AI players roughed the punter on all three. The game is cool but there is a broad range of glitchy nonsense. I assume an array of patches are being deployed. But, then again, this is EA so probably not. EA should rebrand and change their name to Blackwater.
  18. Defense feels impossible to me on multiple levels but that might just be because I suck.
  19. You can make new pipelines and then have to maintain them. Recruiting seems very cool so far. And there's new tweeks to pipelines. Florida is broken up into 3 regions. Georgia can be a pipeline but Atlanta is its own pipeline within.
  20. Presentation and player movement is awesome. The commentary is incredibly stiff. Sometimes Herbstreit sounds like he woke up from a scotch bender and recorded some audio with a bloody mary. The sim logic is completely fucked. So fucked up I really can't believe they released it. Get ready to see Liberty and Tulsa dominate the playoffs in the 3rd season of your dynasty while OSU, Georgia, and Penn State are all sub .500. Player editing for computer generated players is idiotically limited. I get they want to avoid potential litigation, but you can't change numbers or equipment but they allow you to change the names, which defeats the legal caution. You can name a player Barry Sanders but you can't take the neck roll and offensive lineman facemask off your cornerback. And if your 5 star corner is also wearing #49, you can just fuck off and ignore it because EA decided you don't get to change that for no other reason than meaningless restrictions. No formation subs. Wow. 11 years to remove features that were the bare minimum of expectation. Want to move that reciever to the slot for just that one formation? Fuck you. You can't. Because reasons. Or no reason whatsoever. The customization options are basically zero.
  21. Not every school in America gets oil royalties, chief. Because oil is racist against the Rocky Mountains.
  22. Oh gawd. Grandma's hand.
  23. Fucking n*dists.
  24. Three times in that video posted above sanders dipped into his perpetual victim complex. It's exhausting. Other than Magic, LeBron or MJ, there probably hasn't been a more embraced professional athlete.
  25. What do the inchworm guys think about Terry Joseph and Blake Gideon?
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