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Chooky

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  1. Welcome to Tex-- Okay, see ya later.
  2. Gerry Cooney once received something similar to this, but it wasn't in writing.
  3. Elon grabbed onto the whole "comedy is illegal/ cancel culture" trope from the comedy bro sphere who used it as a hot topic from like 2017 to 2021. I think there were some obvious currents of that, particularly on college campuses, but I don't think it was ever as inflated as some as those guy's sense of self satisfaction from grabbing a sense of victimhood. It was also a marketing angle for some mediocre comics with decent but stationary careers, at the time. Hence comedy specials with nonsensical and dramatic titles like "uncancelable" or "on the edge" or "triggered" and other shit that alluded to "watch out, this guy's a badass and he doesn't care anymore." And pretty much every guy I heard moaning about hordes of delicate thought police coming to silence them were doing it on a podcast that had thousands and sometimes millions of viewers. Sometimes they were complaining about being silenced in front of an arena of people. But almost always they were complaining about being silenced while they said it into a literal microphone. But while all those guys whined about it, shows like 'South Park and 'Always Sunny' were doing the wildest cultural commentary I've ever seen on television. And they were doing it right out of the corporate jaws of ad reliant, cable networks. And I'm sure they fielded some angry letters and comments, but nothing fucking happened to them and they kept doing it -- politics, race, sexuality, mental health. You name it, they were fucking with it. "Comedy is illegal" is nothing more than a broad shield to past and future criticism.
  4. That turned into a complete carnival.
  5. I look forward to the American alliance with Vladimir Putin and Saudi Royals. The bad news is the irony of the people leaning toward this outcome once loved to refer to their opponents as "commies" or "pinkos." The good news is that irony doesn't exist anymore.
  6. Lots of intriguing conversations being held in that motorcycle club.
  7. Pointy boots will always elicit a laugh out of me. I can't be helped.
  8. The party of continuous nonsense. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-austin-marijuana-ordinance/269-d30c2bcf-fde8-4ad4-bed7-ddb3b9333879
  9. You stretched that wider than jimbo's wife's hole.
  10. Yeah, I remember the fourth grade.
  11. Palumboism. That's from HGH. I had to take prednisone for several months for unexplained inflammation. My belly and face ballooned but it was better than pain. I just cycled it down to one milligram a day down to nothing. It might have been purely psychological, but THC helped. Then it was gone. The pain and the weight. Long term use of all that is insane. Look at joe rogan. He has those weird bubble guts from HGH. It's literally organs getting larger. And his head is three times as big as it once was. Barry Bonds head. Steroids and HGH have become extremely common for vanity reasons. People take the advice of internet dummies strictly based on how they look. And they cycle for two years straight and many way longer than that. It's very odd. Tons of motherfuckers out there looking like The Thing from the Fantastic Four. Big light bulb head ass motherfuckers.
  12. Minnesota fans here might want to slap me, but I think those ice white unis look pretty cool.
  13. This is a staggering fact. Is he living on pastrami marinated in Yoohoo, beer and Funyons? Maybe Duke navy blue is just very flattering, but I don't recall him looking this haggard last season. Karen Key Elko, imo.
  14. That thing looks pretty cool. Did Elko drive them over to get a look at that thing? The kids will probably be on social media telling other kids about the thing they saw.
  15. Same as it ever was, I guess. But allow me to inform you of the deep meaning behind one of Brian Kelley's tattoos.
  16. Country music right now is basically just a different jumble of the same key words in every song. One big Autozone commercial.
  17. If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack.
  18. Benched 700. Look at that bar. Very sad. What a legendary human.
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