Everything posted by Chooky
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Texas manufacturing index and prospects taking a Peter North geyser right off the face and neck. https://www.morningstar.com/news/dow-jones/202502246596/texas-manufacturing-activity-slumps-as-trade-uncertainty-weighs-dallas-fed
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Fuck all of these people and their sad tears. Look on the bright side, redneck. You should just be happy that one trans guy in Magnolia, Arkansas can't take a shit in Hobby Lobby. And that effeminate emo kid in Canton, Mississippi isn't allowed to have frozen veggie burrito diarrhea at the Kwik Mart. Finally, we're a safe country again.
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Dan Bongino Wants Republicans to Have Their Own Safe Spaces
Bang Pontoon will make a pretty solid FBI Director.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I wanted to punch sheet rock this morning just because I randomly thought about how we hired Les Koenning in 2014. Then I thought about Shawn Watson and considered poisoning a lake.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Shilo is probably somewhere between 26 and 39-years-old. It seems very likely that they played the Dominican little league thing with his high school days. Sorry, mom, but your high school junior son is gonna have to get trucked by a 20-year-old. Don't say anything to him or he might pummel a middle-aged man into permanent neurological damage.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Here's your sign?
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
Jennings couldn't make that flight for whatever reason and continued on the band's bus. When Buddy Holly was getting off of the tour bus he joked to Waylon Jennings that he hoped the bus broke down and he froze to death. Waylon Jennings joked back to Holly that he hoped his plane crashed. The last words he every spoke to his friend.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Tee hee hee.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
JP Morgan had a thought. That should be the headline. Or "JP Morgan was fully aware of thing that they just kinda hoped would somehow pan out in a way other than the clearly obvious one."
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Trump’s America
Even though all of this appears bad, it's good. America needs to get back to more practical and simplified trading. America will be closer to being great again when our currency can become nothing but celebrity crypto, animal pelts and smooth stones. Smaller markets can also use bits of strings and feathers. But not colorful, gay feathers. Only earth toned and brownish hued feathers will be used by true alphas. Gay feathers? Straight to jail.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I'm not an economist or a foreign policy expert. But I imagine economic decline and disruption in Mexico will ... maybe incentivize border crossings. But that was never the point anyway.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I bet there are some Caucasian long distance runners who are getting irritable that ICE isn't removing enough Kenyans.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Doesn't feel like this government will get the potholes filled. Gonna install more potholes. The new way of assessing needs. That's good because the woke hate the potholes.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity. With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Uh, yeah, thanks for the laugh. What the fuck?- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
He had a great gameplan tonight. Shit happens. The best reciever in college football was held to one catch for 3 yards. He's a top 5 DC at worst. You should move to Pecos.- Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .
I turned the water off for the last two days to avoid busted pipes. So the buckeyes can lick my unwashed balls.- Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
1,1- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
It's like the ball became a hologram.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I mean it's a somewhat valid question. I guess it comes across as clickbait. But three decisions on special teams literally almost "cost" Texas a game. Along with other aspects.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I randomly landed on this video yesterday. I had never seen this dude before. I liked it. Just simple analysis and not your typical "trying-too-hard YouTube content." Just fun x and o and strategy discussion that you'd have anywhere. I find low key, conversational content refreshing right now -- opposed to over-the-top, morning radio broadcast voice or hot take YouTube or podcast culture. Probably helped that i agreed with most of his thoughts.- Skatteboo
In all seriousness, he's all heart. I still don't think he would have been as effective if ASU didn't have almost triple the amount of plays from scrimmage as Texas going into the third. They shut him down almost entirely when they had lungs. But Texas has shut down a lot of great runnng backs in the last two years. I watched Skattebo in their press conference and he's smart and all class -- a reflection of their coach. They're a tough-minded and very likeable group. - The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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