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Chooky

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  1. The deluxe edition will make it to where if you do steroids in real life you can see the difference in the game. Technology is crazy these days.
  2. For now, it does look redactingly regarded. But I'm guessing they'll be slow leaking info day by day.
  3. Is there any explanation what any of these items are? Like what are college football points?
  4. "It's just a unique game in the Cotton Bowl between two great schools with great tradition. Being part of the history and tradition is just great for everyone. Two great schools with great tradition and even the one who loses can still win the conference. It's just a great tradition to be a part of. It's a neat, neat deal."
  5. Leeroy needs the devout shoulders. Isn't he Paladin? Either way, it'll help him have more manna.
  6. What is that guy's name? He's hilarious.
  7. He got all dressed up in his Elon pants just for that?
  8. I think the cover should be this picture and then tell everyone it's Hugh Freeze.
  9. Elon Musk's biography will be titled 'The Immigrant Who Hated Immigrants.'
  10. "I just want a jury of parents who will understand." What if there's the parent of an Uber driver?
  11. Forest cows. Much less predictable than parking garage cows, but far less antagonistic than the common HOA cow.
  12. Kept it real?
  13. "Wild cows" that have tags in their ears. Maybe they are wild but they like to accessorize. They think you're about to drop a bag of cubes, dumbass. The bear spray. Holy shit. How are we supposed to live with these morons among us?
  14. Did y'all know Snoop smokes weed? Haha. Weed.
  15. Eventually a YouTube streamer will sponsor a bowl. The Donkey Pants420 Bowl or something. Logan Paul's Prime Enema Bowl. Fine. It'll be fine.
  16. Listen carefully to it again. And focus on the voice in the background that whispers "ice." Do that and try not to laugh. That is that dumbest shit I've ever heard and would go over in an SNL sketch. "Iccccceeee"
  17. The weak conference is an easy path to the playoffs. Whether they pop in the first round or not, the Dabo cronies can find enough leverage that Captain Virtue's plan is sound.
  18. This is dark and you need to know that it's never too late for help.
  19. @closetojumping nailed this awhile back. These guys aren't concerned about the integrity of the sport or making some self-imposed sacrifice for the sake of virtue. He's bitter about his vast talent gap being neutralized by change. A part of Dabo probably started believing that the bulk of his success was his strategic genius and not the 14 hydraulic monsters he could rotate on the defensive front 7.
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