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Chooky

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  1. Very fatly, he said that.
  2. Lighting yourself on fire rarely pays off. Even if you prompt some policy change, you're not gonna feel the reward. You're gonna feel other stuff, mainly the fire and the burnt flesh and the dying.
  3. Ad hoc rescue. I like it. I don't genuinely like it. I like it rhetorically.
  4. His point is that he doesn't really need to recruit high school kids because he can fill a roster with starters through the portal. His other point is that when he loses players in the portal everyone needs to understand that there aren't starters in the portal. They're all backups. Not needed. Why else would they be leaving? If they're incoming, he's killing it and getting better players. If they're outgoing, they weren't starters and they aren't missing anything. If you don't understand Prime logic, Prime logic will stand over you ... or some other weird, transitive shit that he likes to say.
  5. All 400 pounds of Payton Kirkland are visiting CU today. Bull mess abounds. Abundant levels of bull junk.
  6. Lil Wayne is playing at the spring game. That alone could get them to 6 wins, considering bull junk can be minimized.
  7. You're setting the lowest bar possible. There are a slew of coaches who could take a one win team to four wins. Outside of ticket sales and lame hype for gullible sports media, Deion hasn't really displayed a single prowess in coaching. He had a vast talent gap at his former job. The portal and his shithead offspring helped him make obvious improvements last year. This year he is seemingly shuffling outgoing mediocrity for incoming mediocrity. And there's reasonable evidence that he had more quality leaving than arriving in this cycle. They'll have zero continuity on the OL this year. Seaton will likely be their best lineman. And he's gonna get abused regularly. Tyler Brown will be a better run blocker than anyone they had last year but it won't matter when Deion insists that his toxic, shithead son throws the ball 50+ a game. Two injuries at OL and they're worse off than last year. I think Shedeur is a good quarterback. He has good speed, he's accurate and has a quick release, though the release is redundant because he mostly holds the ball way too long. He was allowed to fire his own OC and openly disrespected him on television. If his dad wasn't the head coach he would've been in full revolt mode. The fact he was allowed to do that probably made him more of a dickhead. So they have that going for them, which is nice. They'll be improved at wr next year. I don't see improvement anywhere else. Where have you seen improvement?
  8. Didn't they lose two upper classmen offensive linemen? I don't know what they brought in. About 25 players brought in from the portal. How good are they? But it sounds like they're already thin on the OL again. Cormani Mclain is a player that could be interesting but I don't know if his shithead factor is real or just some kind of grudge match that transpired between him and deion. OImarion Miller looks like a legit player.
  9. e-cheese would insert knives in himself.
  10. Jag the Ripper? Action Jaggson? Just a Jaggalo? Jag Ryan? Cracker Jags?
  11. He's taking a knife out of the cheese. You think he wants some cheese?
  12. Deion is compelled to treat everyday moments like alligator wrestling. Nobody wrestles alligators without an audience. Couldn't possibly just say "tidy up and respect your environment." No, choreograph it as a production and present it as you being the beacon of virtue. "Gentlemen, don't shit on the coffee table. It won't be tolerated." Print that on a hoodie.
  13. This is how they'll find out that the cybertruck can get allergies.
  14. There's a conversion therapist in the deep south who can cure him of that.
  15. Or Lowell Galindo talking about having to stand on an apple crate to get his mouth lined up with the glory hole.
  16. I saw a clip of Herbstreit saying they'd have different commentary crews in dynasty that would be based on the importance of the game.
  17. It's really bad if you've ever committed digital blackface while in physical blackface. That's first degree blackface.
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