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Chooky

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  1. Taking a choreographed drink of beer is Texas Tough. And Ted Cruz is Texas Tough because i saw a sticker that said that on it.
  2. Off topic, but rudy giuliani farted next to Jenna Ellis in Michigan.
  3. MTG is an unintentional irony factory.
  4. Somewhere, out there, there's an even bigger ball of twine than the one in Cawker City. There has to be.
  5. But the YouTuber has energy and cute David Dobrik/young Logan Paul style edits. And he'll watch an athletic play and the video will pause and he'll say something like "What!?! Broken ankles, y'all! Let's goooo!"
  6. He reminds me of Cooper Kupp, Jason Sehorn, Raymond Berry and exactly 92.8% of the population in Vermont.
  7. I don't want MIA to rape this guy. But if it happens I'll understand it.
  8. Whichever one can beat the Orange Streak in a foot race will get a Torchy's gift card. Whoever comes in last, though, will have to stand directly underneath a jetpack guy as he launches. You know, in a fun type of humiliation ritual. It's all good fun.
  9. Would it be a tad gauche to inform his family of their log stacking credentials?
  10. I wish stuff was happening. Not this stuff. Real stuff. I come here for stuff.
  11. The things ... you say.
  12. Nah. The rules never changed. He's drinking it because he's trans.
  13. Rudy is gonna leak his Rudy juice all over that summit.
  14. Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I, uh oh, imo.
  15. That's not even Spiderman pointing at Spiderman. That's just one Spiderman pointing at his own anus.
  16. Of course Ken paxton got ground into the collective butthole sausage.
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