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Chooky

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  1. Yes. It's made out of Cambodian dick skin and it cost $75,000. They aren't selling well and everyone in that project sector will not only be fired, but also humiliated.
  2. Deion Sanders is a thin-skinned, grifting, insecure, 57-year-old man adorned in jewelry and excess to fill the massive emotional void that not even a hall of fame NFL career could fill and is so easily distracted that he has to remind kids far less than half his age, even one who just plays for Austin Peay, that he's better than them and makes Tom Herman appear grounded and emotionally mature. Also, he's a total dick. There. We're back on track.
  3. Apparently one of his teachers had reported bruises and other concerns before this. The poor people around this kid will now have distant thoughts for the rest of their lives on whether they could have done more. Multiple people affected because of this one, evil shitbird.
  4. A P5 head coach lashing out at Twitter accounts with 20 followers is cutting edge innovation. Screen shotting a former player's stats with a crying laughing emoji is a revolutionary approach. He's a visionary. If you don't recognize this you're just a hater.
  5. Oh, I did not know that. I'd be angry if I was ever in a position to know that. But now that I know it, she's less attractive. However, probably ...
  6. I kinda hope she dies. There's nothing worse than the confidently wrong and hopelessly ignorant.
  7. If that is real I'm ready to nuke everything and start over.
  8. "Nah, I can't make it tonight. I have to write 'redass' on these pants."
  9. Dumb and violent is such a bad combo.
  10. It'd be a humorous start to the season, especially if it was because their O-line got wrecked by a bunch of guys named Tanner.
  11. Can he even jump over that?
  12. Well, I guess if Bama feels jicky about his first year, they have leverage for cause lingering around.
  13. This entire page is hilarious.
  14. Ah. You were supposed to race someone? Murphy seems like a good dude and had a good record as a starter here even if he wasn't perfect in those games. I was pretty frustrated during the K State game, but not just at Murphy. As far as the recruiting board goes, it seems like people who like to posture over having insider info or exclusive access when they really don't get revealed pretty quick in that forum by the people who do. I don't know. I don't need to be informed about the sperm thing.
  15. I want you to explain this post just so I can see if it's you or if I have CTE.
  16. The worst thing I've seen said about Murphy in the last week was that highlight video.
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