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Chooky

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  1. He's taking a knife out of the cheese. You think he wants some cheese?
  2. Deion is compelled to treat everyday moments like alligator wrestling. Nobody wrestles alligators without an audience. Couldn't possibly just say "tidy up and respect your environment." No, choreograph it as a production and present it as you being the beacon of virtue. "Gentlemen, don't shit on the coffee table. It won't be tolerated." Print that on a hoodie.
  3. This is how they'll find out that the cybertruck can get allergies.
  4. There's a conversion therapist in the deep south who can cure him of that.
  5. You want to shoot his dog, don't you?
  6. Or Lowell Galindo talking about having to stand on an apple crate to get his mouth lined up with the glory hole.
  7. I saw a clip of Herbstreit saying they'd have different commentary crews in dynasty that would be based on the importance of the game.
  8. Meme supremacy.
  9. It's really bad if you've ever committed digital blackface while in physical blackface. That's first degree blackface.
  10. They rejected my application.
  11. Some cities will be told "no."
  12. This is due to insufficient torque and can be fixed in five minutes at the YMCA in Vidor, Texas.
  13. He basically said the article that he didn't like was 100% accurate. That was the rant. "I need to call this article out. They said I don't go on visits. That's bull mess. I never go on visits. Sorry, but I needed to get that said."
  14. The classic tale was the guy who picked up a manhole cover, smashed a storefront window, grabbed a bunch of loot and then fell through the hole on his getaway. Smashed his face on the side of the hole and broke his leg.
  15. Take it to the Holy Piss thread.
  16. Free speech absolutists on the march again. Time to go backward and do Edwin Meese bullshit again. Tell us more about morals, purity and fidelty, Mr. Paxton.
  17. Blimp-182
  18. Don Lemon sucks. Elon Musk sucks.
  19. Randy!!!
  20. The Louie Groba Award The Fred Meinkampf Award Probably not that last one.
  21. Phat beat, imo.
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