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Chooky

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  1. My sources are telling me Texas is in a much stronger position with Colin Simmons after today. This one is going to the wire. We'll continue to monitor the situation as it develops.
  2. I bet she made a benign suggestion that elon considered offensive because it loosely implied he didn't already know something.
  3. "People keep coming up to me, tears in their eyes, and they 'sir, these are the best grounds we've ever seen.' Maybe so. Maybe so. But when you look at it, my grounds are really, really, very perfect grounds. Either way, really good grounds. Probably the best anyone has seen, these grounds."
  4. If we don't you should probably be arrested, and not just for watching James Corden.
  5. When elon says "dark mode" he's saying all his employees will have to be in blackface.
  6. This song writing formula is a money pit. I'm hoping to cash in by writing my new song called Freedom Boner Liberty Pants Eagle Flag Patriot Boots. So far I only have the title but I'll be done in five minutes.
  7. Also, let's not forget -- let's NOT forget, dude -- that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, uh, you know, in your pants, that ain't legal either.
  8. I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election. Let the people decide.
  9. Shark just shallow noping through. The nope slither.
  10. "And when they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong."
  11. The health purist who is loaded to the gills with anabolic steroids, not for performance purposes, but strictly vanity. Oh yeah, and tell me more about the global elite, Mr., uh, ... KENNEDY!
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