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Chooky

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  1. That's a broad generalization, but that's the way of you people.
  2. I bet the doll has already broken up with him.
  3. Even more absurd, on that same play, we had a defensive lineman being held, from behind, with two arms wrapped around his neck. He was pulled to the ground. From behind. Fuck off, Walt.
  4. He has been ushered into the mainstream safe realm. Soon he'll be asked to play himself and his grandma in the same movie with a catch phrase. Probably something like granny hizzee zeezy. Chubby, pasty midwesterner boomers will eat it like oatmeal.
  5. Without Johnson they'll beat Abilene Christian 13 - 5. Boom. Bowl eligibility. I don't see the problem with Jimbo. This is going well and I need aggies to start seeing this from my perspective.
  6. Confirmed. They insist on using Skoog hose exclusively.
  7. Then why did they even bother with firing Stalions? On second thought, this one is on me for even taking that paragraph seriously. My bad for addressing any of that. You laid on your back, pulled your knees to your chest, held a lighter to your ass, lit your flatulence, and here i am giving it a serious performance review. Again, my bad.
  8. It was dumb. They took points OFF the board that would give them a 3 possession lead. And that was after a twelve play, 85 yard drive. CU was instantly motivated again and the crowd went from dead to apeshit. Then, like clockwork karma, sanders started hitting receivers deep. We forget that most of these guys are just overrated P.E. teachers.
  9. I don't have any inside info. My last aggie source left awhile ago. He was a trainer who had to wash Daylon Mack's ass with a high pressure hose and a deck brush.
  10. Being a robotic slave to it is dumb. I think Lanning went overboard with it and it contributed to Oregon's loss. Early in the Herman tenure, he'd dismiss logic defying decisions with "that's what the binder said to do." The binder. It was enraging. I cringed a tad yesterday when Sark said "also that's what the book said to do, too." It didn't piss me off as much because I think he called a really good offense Saturday. People open everywhere but Murphy seized up for some reason.
  11. What specific group of unhinged, socially inept, and delusional people would think that exchange made McKinley look good? Oh. Oh yeah. Never mind.
  12. Sean Lewis called too much bull mess. Shurmur won't call as much bull junk. Coach Sanders identified the problem as being mostly bull junk and bull mess. You know the best way to remedy bull mess and bull junk? Have less of either.
  13. How much of the national debt would you pay off? All of it. How difficult would that be? It would be very easy. How long would that take? It would happen very fast. How fast? Very. "Oh, I like this guy. He knows stuff."
  14. In the pursuit of a Heisman campaign for an egregiously unchecked shithead, their starting running back is lucky to get 4 handoffs in any first half for the entire season. The vast percentage of their film says "tee off and attack the quarterback on every play without getting punished." Treat every down like it's 3rd and 9. So he throws his entire offensive line under the bus in public. Cutting edge approach.
  15. Line judge. The linesman would be on the other sideline, with the chains. But yes, you're right, Deterding is a piece of shit human and an aggie homer.
  16. If you thought you'd hire Biff Poggi and hope Biff Poggi wasn't gonna do it the Biff Poggi way, you clearly don't know Biff Poggi.
  17. Steve is a 7-5 type game manager. That moronic shit will cost you a game against a competent offense.
  18. I think you misinterpreted everything. You immediately defaulted to twat mode. Because you're a twat.
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