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Chooky

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  1. The party of continuous nonsense. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-austin-marijuana-ordinance/269-d30c2bcf-fde8-4ad4-bed7-ddb3b9333879
  2. You stretched that wider than jimbo's wife's hole.
  3. Yeah, I remember the fourth grade.
  4. Palumboism. That's from HGH. I had to take prednisone for several months for unexplained inflammation. My belly and face ballooned but it was better than pain. I just cycled it down to one milligram a day down to nothing. It might have been purely psychological, but THC helped. Then it was gone. The pain and the weight. Long term use of all that is insane. Look at joe rogan. He has those weird bubble guts from HGH. It's literally organs getting larger. And his head is three times as big as it once was. Barry Bonds head. Steroids and HGH have become extremely common for vanity reasons. People take the advice of internet dummies strictly based on how they look. And they cycle for two years straight and many way longer than that. It's very odd. Tons of motherfuckers out there looking like The Thing from the Fantastic Four. Big light bulb head ass motherfuckers.
  5. Chooky replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Minnesota fans here might want to slap me, but I think those ice white unis look pretty cool.
  6. This is a staggering fact. Is he living on pastrami marinated in Yoohoo, beer and Funyons? Maybe Duke navy blue is just very flattering, but I don't recall him looking this haggard last season. Karen Key Elko, imo.
  7. That thing looks pretty cool. Did Elko drive them over to get a look at that thing? The kids will probably be on social media telling other kids about the thing they saw.
  8. Chooky replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
  9. Same as it ever was, I guess. But allow me to inform you of the deep meaning behind one of Brian Kelley's tattoos.
  10. Country music right now is basically just a different jumble of the same key words in every song. One big Autozone commercial.
  11. If I remember right, Dodds wanted it flipped end zone to end zone -- his metaphorical jetpack.
  12. Benched 700. Look at that bar. Very sad. What a legendary human.
  13. Hundreds times more than 80.
  14. Chooky replied to TXs's topic in Football
  15. Aunt and uncle did me wrong. Bout to expose they ass.
  16. Hata proof! Forgot the name. Did not know he passed on. He seemed like a kind dude.
  17. They didnt even have food at CU until Deion Sanders got there.
  18. Another thing I've noticed is that there isn't a single shot in any review trailer that has shadows from an upper deck stretching over a sideline. Every shadow in every stadium comes from behind an endzone, including DKR. They had that in multiple versions prior to 2014. Wonder if it'll be fixed.
  19. The Texas OU game seems to have an array of oversight. A very EA thing to do would be to take something they got barely right in 2013 and get it completely wrong in 2024. I thought the gameplay and lighting looked good. Some of the player models are odd. They have Travis Hunter looking like he has Sergio Kindle's physique. If they didn't render that guy accurately then there shouldn't be much optimism for literally anyone else. It still sounds like they haven't rounded all the edges yet. But overall it looks fun.
  20. Fire Sark.
  21. It also sounds life he tried to hit it once she declined and called him bloat head ass.
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