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Chooky

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  1. That's interesting. If you find a really good store please mark the building with a z pattern of bullet holes so I'll know which ones are worth checking out. I'll fire a few rounds into your mailbox to let you know if I also enjoyed them.
  2. That post made me think. I'm rubbing my temple with a revolver, deeply pondering. Username did stuff
  3. Before you enter any structure, commercial or private, it's prudent to fire at least two rounds through the door frame prior to entering. Play it safe. Fire twice in the air if you agree.
  4. We should shut down all children's hospitals just to be safe. Kids who need medical attention are probably woke anyway.
  5. Uh oh. Did they mash the stash?
  6. I want to take Matt Walsh to the lower Ninth Ward in New Orleans and have him hurl the N word around so he can fully understand how inconsequential it is. "Let it rip, Matt. It's just a combination of vowels and consonants. I'm sure it'll be fine."
  7. Doesn't look like Maradona at all.
  8. The other guy finally got charged but not the kind he initially wanted.
  9. If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats.
  10. There's a warning to not eat the silica gel packets, even though they're delicious.
  11. And "weed guy" comedy has a brief shelf life for me.
  12. Stanhope is pretty blatantly left wing. He seemed drawn to the surface aspects of libertarianism that many leftists were drawn toward in the late nineties and early 2000's. Then he got a glimpse of the people running the party and abandoned it pretty fast. He wrote about how idiotic one of their conventions was and it was a hilarious piece. Tony Hinchecliffe just sucks. It's a pretty dreary era for standup. The guys currently selling out large theaters and small arenas are unwatchable to me. Bert Kreischer might be the worst I've ever seen and he seems to be at the top of the heap right now. Fat guy takes his shirt off. That's pretty much the entire bit. Rogan's standup is mainly screaming punchlines, a lot of physical comedy and humping the stool jokes. His comedy blows and he often doesn't even understand when his guests make jokes. He got confrontational with Theo Vonn about whether or not his friend really had a wooden shirt until theo had to inform it was a joke. Watching Joe rogan with an absurdist like Hannibal Burress is impossible. Joe simply doesn't understand. Roseanne is probably the biggest name he's had at that club and she sounds like she's seriously over medicated. She's gone. The edge lord guys are just boring and self important. Marc Maron's last special was the last set that has even remotely moved the needle for me in a long time. It was okay. The funniest touring comic I've seen in the last three years was Maria Bamford. Really funny and she sells 50 tickets a show at the most.
  13. No shit. That was wild. Twitter is now basically 4 Chan or QAnon? Q Chan?
  14. I feel like there's money to be made if I start "the earth is shaped like Newt Gingrich" movement.
  15. What's a lid? Never understood it. I have a grinder. Always wondered if that thing full was a lid.
  16. These patriots have terrible flag decorum. Always wrapping it around their dicks and their tits.
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