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Chooky

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  1. You're a very wound up little ball of angst and drama. My comment was actually inappropriate humor. I've never seen the group picture with Jones. And his expression there is bizarre. Either way, you should continue to angrily lash out at people for obscure reasons and act like an emotional little bitch ass pussy.
  2. Too many 2 remember-tinis will result in not remembering shit.
  3. He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition.
  4. I think it's disrespectful and classless to keep pointing out that she looks like a fat, bloated manatee. We can discuss her faults without reducing the discourse to the singularity of her being a fat bitch. Do better.
  5. Taylor Hamm is also one of the tallest dudes Texas.
  6. It might be even cheaper to take a kid on a tour inside a TDCJ corrections unit.
  7. Connor Stalions made it even more insulting by wearing a lampshade over his head in the stands.
  8. Sark is not sound with game management.
  9. If you have a sore throat Jim Jordan's doctor will need to insert two fingers in your ass and then jerk off while you take a shower.
  10. It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. And I've been awake a few times in the last five years. CNN should just go ahead and become a pro wrestling channel.
  11. Hamas had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.
  12. Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?
  13. That's the swamp he defeated. He drained it right on to our burgers. That's how good he is. Many people say he's very good. But, honestly, quite frankly, when you talk about it, he's quite frankly very, very good. Maybe the best, as many have said. But, quite frankly, he is the best.
  14. George Washington didn't kick the shit out of Vietnam just so a bunch of smartass panzies could make fun of the class of '23.
  15. People will cling to that but it's not such a huge accomplishment to turn a record around in the portal era. It was already being done last year by others.
  16. His momma call him Sanders. Ima call him Sanders.
  17. Too late, Ron, you doink. Lots of people tried to tell you that you can't duck your way through the primary without contesting the orange orb godking. It's too late, Elva.
  18. What a badass, almost mythical figure.
  19. Not for the internet's hypothetical heroes. They would've done more.
  20. He'll do all of that but he won't say "fuck you." He'll post a picture of a turd or something and then awkwardly post nine crowbarred jokes where either "schwing" or "a sphincter says what" is the punchline to each joke. And when nobody but his direct minions laugh, he'll convince himself that he's too abstract and deep to be understood. Then he'll fire one of his minions out of misdirected resentment that twitter didn't think his jokes were fire.
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