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Chooky

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  1. Improving on 1 - 11 is a thing. Very admirable. But in the portal era it's not the same thing it once was.
  2. Remember that time people thought CU did something by beating UCF in Florida?
  3. Who have they beaten? I get that they've handled the schedule in front of them but tap the brakes. Their best win since deion's entire tenure was probably tech in Lubbock. And tech is warm piss this season.
  4. This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.
  5. Florida Atlantic could not tolerate two complete seasons of Tom Herman.
  6. Tom Herman is 10% Biff and 90% Poggi. Advantage Charlotte.
  7. And what's that chicken doing in there?
  8. Jim Jordan -- Department of Fingering the Buttholes of Dudes with Soft Tissue Injures and Maybe Jerking Them Off a Little Bit Too
  9. Why did Trump let Bam Margera listen in on his first call to China?
  10. But there are lots of them now -- weirdo dudes getting Elizabeth Taylor like surgeries. What's their deal?
  11. When did right wingers become so enamored with men who wear makeup and get cosmetic treatments and spend hours on elaborate and complicated hair?
  12. Doesn't have to be just the crown.
  13. They'll be warm piss without hunter and shitheadeur.
  14. The tortilla thing is going to be stopped because the students went full chimpanzee with it.
  15. Joey will choke away any victory that could be a turning point for that program. A tech win today won't get them in the conference game but it'd be a minor signature win for them this season. And that means he'll absolutely blow it. The only clutch game he's ever won was against Texas in '22 because Hudson Card had mental spasms.
  16. Joey Flatulence will find a way to fuck this up.
  17. Mingo hasn't shown much potential, but what you have to consider is that Mingo might show some potential. While there isn't much evidence to be optimistic about Mingo, the Dallas Cowboys remain optimistic about Mingo.
  18. Biff never loses. He just runs out of Poggi.
  19. People will say "moving the goal posts" but this is easily the worst big 12 I've ever seen. BYU seems to be the most consistent team but they can bog down fast. But they find different ways to keep winning. Colorado is probably the most collectively talented team in the conference but not very deep. Their defense is not a fluke. They have two very good linebackers that i previously didn't know even existed. Their reciever room is by far better than anyone in the conference. Last year I thought Horn was just the beneficiary of target volume. But he's really good. Omarion Miller probably starts for most teams in the country and he had trouble seeing the field even before his injury. At this point I think Colorado would beat Iowa State four times out of five. Their toughest games have all been at home. If they get past Jabbering Joey in Lubbock they have a clear path. ESPN will ejaculate all over themselves and race each other to lodge their heads in deion's anus. Tech is a schizophrenic team that oscillates between average to terrible. They will get physically smacked and knocked around by ISU and then have to play God's chosen one at home. Not looking good for Joey.
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