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Chooky

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  1. Yeah, he's an excellent broadcaster. I've always wondered why he's not a bigger presence in college football commentary.
  2. Remember when Saban started getting bitchy when SEC teams started running more spread and fast tempo? He thought it was egregious that they didn't want to keep running the ball from the I formation, between the tackles, repeatedly, right into the maw of the endless rotation of his hydraulic monsters that comprised his front seven. How dare you adapt so rapidly!
  3. He couldn't wait to drop that little nugget about academic standards into the open, trying to act like he inadvertently revealed something he didn't know would be considered uncomplimentary to UNC. He is also simultaneously elevating the expectations for why Bill should be successful right away while laying out all the things he feels they didn't do for him. Mack Brown.
  4. The thing about Kurt that's frustrating is that he absolutely knows better. I don't expect the mainstream of dick pill and energy drink-pedaling podcast wonks to do anything but repeat the current feedback loop. But Bohls definitely knew he was dropping a lit match into a tiny wastebasket when he wrote that. Now morons will parrot the notion that Texas is a cold corporate machine while Saban, Ohio State, Auburn and Tommy fucking Tuberville are just dedicated to maintaining the dignity of college football. Get the fuck out of here.
  5. Kurt Bowels putting out his article that ignorantly combined all corporate sponsorships with booster funding helped pave the path for idiotic podcasters and lazy media shitheads to repeat that gibberish. What an asshole. Dude continues to drop turds in the tent whether he's at AAS or the Chronicle.
  6. I was just talking to a buddy about Mateer. He thought he was dog water and I thought he looked pretty decent until the end of the year. The last 5 games of the season, against the weakest part of their schedule, his completion percentage took a steep nosedive. He played fairly well against Boise and then defecated down his leg every game after that. In their very last game he put up numbers again ... against Portland State.
  7. Oh good grief. Prepare your Billhole, Bill.
  8. They drive vehicles in close proximity to the rest of us.
  9. I kinda want someone to slap the shit out of that girl with the backpack.
  10. She's innocent.
  11. I look forward to your thorough assessment of pre game warmups.
  12. Are you guys analyzing light drills?
  13. You didn't mosh at a Great White concert, did you?
  14. Too much white showing in the eyes. The white to pupil ratio in the eyes is tipping the crazy scale. She's gonna smash some windshields on her way out.
  15. Username is one letter away from checking out.
  16. Has she ever seen Deshaun Watson's butthole?
  17. "It appears there is zero truth in this report. Let us now discuss it further."
  18. The dumb reporters will only accelerate. Stefanski handled that really well. It'll be 3 months of this kind of idiocy and will crescendo once the season starts. The fundamental reality is that it's likely Shedeur will move the chains a little more efficiently than Gabriel. And, for now, none of that will mean anything except you'll have to discuss every meaningless nuance with a moron like this reporter.
  19. It could be argued that Keithron Lee's indirect contribution was to teach other athletes not to put a relative in a choke hold and buttfuck them. I'm not saying it would be a good argument. I'm just saying.
  20. Jimbo Fisher could prove himself useful if he brought his LSU receipts, as he said, right in the middle of Saban's protect the integrity tour. He won't do that. But it'd be a lot cooler if he did.
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