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Chooky

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  1. As they currently employ a murderer and a white supremacist. Pol Pot would be on strength and conditioning if he were alive.
  2. Me: it can't get dumber than this. US Congress: LOL
  3. Probably convenient if someone is tired of ramming gummies up their ass.
  4. AP Style and American Heritage are both equally forgiving when something is broadly mispronounced for several years. Common usage. Like, "Fuck it. Let 'em have it." The ducks is flying. The media is corrupt.
  5. Jason Whitlock lost weight but remains fat somehow. He was born to be fat. Fat is his essence. He personifies fat.
  6. Float like a boulder Stink like pee
  7. Playin' Playin' with the boys
  8. MTG: It was wildly irresponsible to shoot down the balloon.
  9. I shot my neighbor's bassoon just to cover every base and leave no stone unturned. Enjoy your freedom.
  10. Joe Biden put on sunglasses and roundhoused it.
  11. The only responsible retaliation is to go to a Chinese food buffet and shoot the crab rangoons and imitation crab casserole. Seriously, though. I'm almost positive this will happen in the next two days.
  12. Franz left a Franz-shaped divot.
  13. And half of those people are on government assistance.
  14. Remind me who the snowflakes are again. Jesus. Reality terrifies these twats. Just clean history nice and tidy and we can all just pretend. And make it a felony if anyone stops pretending.
  15. Feinstein should've resigned the instant Donald Trump took a shit right next to her on live TV.
  16. Steven crowder is the theater arts nerd who just yelled his lines the loudest but sucked at acting.
  17. Trump going full Kim Jong-un on his golf tournament is the best shit ever. He's Boss Hogg.
  18. Grab that kid by his wrists and use him as a whip on his parents.
  19. It's attention rape. "I don't want to pay attention to this right now." "Well, you're gonna."
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