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Chooky

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  1. If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats.
  2. There's a warning to not eat the silica gel packets, even though they're delicious.
  3. And "weed guy" comedy has a brief shelf life for me.
  4. Stanhope is pretty blatantly left wing. He seemed drawn to the surface aspects of libertarianism that many leftists were drawn toward in the late nineties and early 2000's. Then he got a glimpse of the people running the party and abandoned it pretty fast. He wrote about how idiotic one of their conventions was and it was a hilarious piece. Tony Hinchecliffe just sucks. It's a pretty dreary era for standup. The guys currently selling out large theaters and small arenas are unwatchable to me. Bert Kreischer might be the worst I've ever seen and he seems to be at the top of the heap right now. Fat guy takes his shirt off. That's pretty much the entire bit. Rogan's standup is mainly screaming punchlines, a lot of physical comedy and humping the stool jokes. His comedy blows and he often doesn't even understand when his guests make jokes. He got confrontational with Theo Vonn about whether or not his friend really had a wooden shirt until theo had to inform it was a joke. Watching Joe rogan with an absurdist like Hannibal Burress is impossible. Joe simply doesn't understand. Roseanne is probably the biggest name he's had at that club and she sounds like she's seriously over medicated. She's gone. The edge lord guys are just boring and self important. Marc Maron's last special was the last set that has even remotely moved the needle for me in a long time. It was okay. The funniest touring comic I've seen in the last three years was Maria Bamford. Really funny and she sells 50 tickets a show at the most.
  5. No shit. That was wild. Twitter is now basically 4 Chan or QAnon? Q Chan?
  6. I feel like there's money to be made if I start "the earth is shaped like Newt Gingrich" movement.
  7. What's a lid? Never understood it. I have a grinder. Always wondered if that thing full was a lid.
  8. These patriots have terrible flag decorum. Always wrapping it around their dicks and their tits.
  9. I never start my leaf blower. I only bought it to use as a club on other people blowing leaves. The notches carved into the handle represents how many leaf blowing enemies I've extinguished.
  10. There's nothing to gain by knowing. Now you know this. Maybe him and Candace will do a video firing some rounds into some divorce papers. If you resent me for informing you of crowder you should shoot this post. Shooting is the new Yelp review.
  11. Did he point the leaf blower at the guy? Any furtive movements?
  12. When it comes to tuck, I was probably wrong about my earlier response to you. Apparently Fox had great concern about some of the texts that became evident but haven't become public yet. Something particularly foul, as they are alluding. So that might be something ludicrously bigoted. Or it could just be litigious gamesmanship. Or it could just be a media mogul worth $25 billion who will fire anyone for being a pain in his ass.
  13. Elon thinks it's trolling to give a celebrity a check mark so people will think they're associated with him.
  14. And then I'd parachute directly into the shark feeding frenzy from a couple of pages ago. "Wait. This is worse."
  15. I don't think so. I don't even believe Tucker really is. Carlson recites bigoted bullshit, but I think it's mainly because he finds himself superior to everyone and he only seeks to vibrate the needle. I think he'll cynically espouse anything for response. He's a chameleon. He rarely did any of that while on MSNBC or CNN, the other two shafts of the triple-sided, cable news dildo. I honestly believe that once he was on Fox his measuring device instantly became the goal of being more extreme than Sean Hannity. And it worked. He surpassed Hannity in ratings at Fox. He knows the non thinky people will digest whatever, but the most important thing is to stand apart, even from his own colleagues.
  16. All of this just sounds like you take 100% of your cues from one portion of the binary, mainstream news cycle and obediently follow suit. To be fair, most people on both sides of the aisle do this now. Thinking is laborious. That entire post is a recycled language aggregate from the collective word salad of surface level political thought. Go ahead and enjoy Tucker. That's wonderful. But even when confronted with criticism from other conservatives, you've learned to entirely dismiss because ... "RINO." Like it's a reflex. You were taught to do that without even knowing you took the class. It's the exact same behavior some liberals fall into by dismissing perfectly rational policy from fiscal conservatives with: "NAZIS!!!" "People are cancelling their Fox Nation subscriptions? I'll get right on that. We're using the word 'RINO' now to reduce any countering thought and instinctively considering contemplative dissent as hurtful disloyalty? Well allow me. I can package all of these bullet point thoughts into my own worldview and avoid thinking? Just recite the words that are fed to my forehead? I'd literally like to subscribe to your newsletter."
  17. I saw a clip of Crowder complaining about it being legal in Texas to get a divorce without his consent. He couldn't conceal how distraught he was about that. The dude just won't admit to himself that he's gay. But even more interesting, I saw that he hired that hack, Bryan Callen. The guy who does a podcast with a legitimate retarded person, brendan schaub. So Crowder's unfunny comedy bits will continue to get even more unfunnier. It's not even about political ideology; I just can't fathom who finds this brainless dogshit even remotely interesting. Behind the veil of almost all of these political entertainment wonks is either a failed comedian or a failed screen writer.
  18. I've been seeing some fairly tense moments but I haven't encountered this shit full on just yet. A lady cried and wailed for an entire flight from New Orleans to San Antonio. Saw two Hispanic dudes call each other "nigga" and "bitch" for two minutes straight, which a few black dudes found really amusing. But I haven't gotten the incendiary, full blown psychos yet.
  19. Someone on the second floor got a violent enema.
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