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Chooky

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  1. I just realized he suspended Aaron Rupar's account. He's clearly taking lists from right wing shit flops and complying. What a petty little cunt elon has turned out to be.
  2. That's the genius of it. Normally, collectibles are limited to increase the imaginary value of an individual unit. These are limitless! So they're not worth anything as a "collectible." And that's why it's genius to market it as a collectible. Because it's worthless. It's called business.
  3. Space Trump. Cowboy Trump. Muscular Laser Eye Trump. Football Trump. All of these are good, but the smart money will be patient and go heavy at the release of Lumberjack Trump and Bull Rider Trump. Don't sleep on Indiana Jones Trump, though.
  4. For the first time, many MAGAs are disappointed with the unveiling of Donald Trump's major announcement. I'm not one of those people. I'm elated at Trump's major announcement.
  5. Tard Cards. Just kidding. Seriously, though. It's pretty recarded.
  6. Rudy "Doo Doo Shoes" Giuliani
  7. It's not persecution, Eric. Few people consider you in that realm of severity. It's just people giggling about how you're such a dong.
  8. His mama call him doo doo. I'm a call him doo doo.
  9. Elon has an established history of calling people who even politely confront him a pedo. I think he's even settled out of court for doing that. If he stays on this petulant path he should just rename twitter "Birdy Infowars."
  10. Popehat has been splendid for five years running. And I still wouldn't trade ten measured and sensible Popehats for one measured and sensible TwiceHorn.
  11. Crowd on New Year's Eve: 4 ... 3 ... 2 -- Kyrsten: Hey, everyone! I'm thinking about opening a book store coffee shop combo downtown. Maybe a wellness center, too.
  12. Kyrsten: I'm a lesbian. Everyone: Fine. That's fine. Kyrsten: I'm not a lesbian anymore. Everyone: Okay. Kyrsten: I'm bi. Everyone: That's fine. Kyrsten at someone else's birthday party: My birthday is tomorrow! Everyone: That's fantastic. Kyrsten on Christmas morning: I'm considering suicide. Everyone: Oh, gosh. Okay. Let's talk about it, then. I guess. Geez, man.
  13. Looking back on it, Herschel Walker might have been a flawed candidate.
  14. Herschel Walker said it best when he said "One of the problems is Cain kilt Abel. That's one of the problems we have." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Joe Budden with this so called bill buh butta. Gimmie a break. What a joke." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "I would play Russian roulette. At home. I played it by myself probably 6 times. To me, that's the ultimate competition. I'm very competitive." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Bitch, I will keel you."
  15. But what about Hunter Barack's Fast and Benghazi and Furious Woke top lap?
  16. I hope that kid comes out of there and is greeted with a groundswell of support and open arms and open ears.
  17. Trump's entire campaign sounds like someone complaining to tech support. He's gonna give democracy a one star Yelp review.
  18. There's gonna be a grift opening for someone to take steroids and become the Butthole and Spleen King.
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