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Chooky

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  1. "People keep coming up to me, tears in their eyes, and they 'sir, these are the best grounds we've ever seen.' Maybe so. Maybe so. But when you look at it, my grounds are really, really, very perfect grounds. Either way, really good grounds. Probably the best anyone has seen, these grounds."
  2. If we don't you should probably be arrested, and not just for watching James Corden.
  3. When elon says "dark mode" he's saying all his employees will have to be in blackface.
  4. This song writing formula is a money pit. I'm hoping to cash in by writing my new song called Freedom Boner Liberty Pants Eagle Flag Patriot Boots. So far I only have the title but I'll be done in five minutes.
  5. Also, let's not forget -- let's NOT forget, dude -- that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, uh, you know, in your pants, that ain't legal either.
  6. I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election. Let the people decide.
  7. Shark just shallow noping through. The nope slither.
  8. "And when they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong."
  9. The health purist who is loaded to the gills with anabolic steroids, not for performance purposes, but strictly vanity. Oh yeah, and tell me more about the global elite, Mr., uh, ... KENNEDY!
  10. Then you have to feed the monkey and buy a monkey toilet. And any monkey that can lift as much as i can is concerning. This truck monkey proposal just doesn't sound like good monkey business.
  11. You fools! It's called cyber rust. It's the best rust money can buy. If you don't understand that, then I'm not gonna explain it to you.
  12. It's one of the most fascinating photos on the entire internet that doesn't involve breasts. Like why is this group together? And what is that young man doing there? Why do his pockets have zippers? Is he determined or angry? And the lady vomiting was prepared enough to have a waste basket handy for puking in, but why is she still holding a beer? And why is Ethel looking off into the distance as if she's afraid of getting caught? The whole picture leads to ... why?
  13. "I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."
  14. The Taliban. Interesting.
  15. Did you create a toxic environment that demotivated and belittled your team? The only reason they're saying that is because they suck.
  16. Mexicans.
  17. And one of his partners left him for a trans girl. Billions of dollars aren't enough for many people to continue being around him, business or personally.
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