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Chooky

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  1. Nothing will quell the rerun of the same diarrhea sundae of moral coalition, revitalized Ed Meese gibberish that's looming. It'll be the familiar drivel with slight plot twists, like should we invade Europe with Saudi, give Viktor Orban a handjob, and whether or not it's practical to eat minced immigrant out of a can. Think Ralph Reed with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. That's what's coming.
  2. Fox will always be a contagious brain disease. I really want to hear DeSantis start giving Trump nicknames. "Many people call him Donald, okay. But I like to call him little tranny Trump. I mean this guy was pro trans, folks. Maybe I should call him Donna, I don't know. But I call him little tranny Trump. It's unbelievable."
  3. Dumb and mean is the worst combination. Guaranteed that dog will eventually suffer some sort of neglectful fate for having the misfortune of having a dumbass for an owner.
  4. Fox should get Newt Gingrich to light Jason Whitlock's farts for an hour straight as an interim plan. CNN should just sell a collapsible water hose and a nonstick pan in Lemon's slot. The ratings would probably be about the same.
  5. Don Lemon might not be an equal piece of shit as Tucker Carlson. But he's an adjacent piece of shit.
  6. When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air. It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand. People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling. That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated. I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu. "See that? The #7? The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"
  7. It's time this country has a serious discussion about errant basketballs rolling onto our lawns, day after day. Typically, Wilson Sporting Goods and the other big athletic lobbyists are silent. Enough!
  8. "This isn't personal, Mr. Flamingo."
  9. Why did they fire Boink Scagnetti?
  10. Beyond everyone's political ideology, maybe it's getting a little too shooty out there.
  11. That's probably the best piece of music that dude has ever done.
  12. Username is in a near species realm of checking out.
  13. It's amusing that guys like Taibbi, among others, saw Musk as a beneficial ally and lifeline to further relevance. Musk discards his loyalty to others, and those formerly loyal to him, faster than he does employees. I think the idea that anyone has ever done anything to deserve his loyalty actually offends him. Those are the people he's most eager to blast. He seems to despise those people the most.
  14. I haven't spoken to him since the incident, so I can't argue with your position.
  15. Sounds like he did 8 years of gladiator school and got unleashed into the world with a "be the first to react" mentality.
  16. If Timothy McVeigh had been able to exercise more delay on appeals he might have had a chance of becoming a Senator. But he definitely would've had a wildly popular podcast. Don't forget to subscribe and smash that like button. Hit up those notifications and check out our Patreon. Use promo code "Go Boom" to get 20% off on a case of Jihad Aloha Juice.
  17. Phoebe Cates. The crown jewel of an entire era.
  18. Next timeline: Badges now on sale for $12. Then $9. Then $4. Then terminating the entire badge concept. Then suing ex employees for giggling about the badge fiasco. Then business.
  19. I'm gonna have to shoot some beer in order to express my disapproval of this.
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