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Chooky

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  1. Ah, the old hide the shameful MW in the deli style horse radish bottle. Rookie move.
  2. Deep state fake. And what's to the right? Looks like MW. Busted.
  3. You prefer Miracle Whip over mayonnaise and have a dreamcatcher on your rear view mirror.
  4. The Legacy of Gergg Abbott's Floating Balls
  5. Design a policy. Fill a fucking pothole. Build a goddamn bridge. Allocate some cocksucking funds. Just do some fucking government and fuck off.
  6. Elon should sue Volkswagen for knowing where Texas is.
  7. We have to force @Armybrat into a shiny suit and a sleeve of tattoos and Hulu. And make him say "Hulu" with a straight face. Over and over.
  8. Yeah, that sucks. I'm all for conservation. For y'all. I'm not sleeping at 82 degrees.
  9. This clown saga just continues to get more and more silly. It's cheap slapstick at this point. If Yakety Sax isn't strongly copy protected it should be played every time Elon enters a room.
  10. You have to subscribe to find out if geoff ketchum got better at distinguishing his flatulence from a belch. That's how they reel ya in.
  11. 8 aces is clearly the path for a DeSantis primary victory. Donny showed his hand too early.
  12. Agreed. I want to see that bald pig man get his skull split open like a melon. Ultimately, they all showed themselves to be nothing more than a gaggle of dysfunctional, murderous, soviet-minded, commie bags of fuck. Anyone capable of being honest with themselves will understand that Ukraine is a beacon of light in comparison.
  13. Russia fucking sucks.
  14. Not calling off the dumb dumb army might be a display of bad character. His civility apparently extended only to offering a debate that he'd promote like a Logan Paul celebrity boxing event. But the counter is that if leading researchers are too afraid to argue with a guy in a backward hat who talks through the Skoal bandit in his lip then he's probably a nerd ass beta bitch. Dr. Hotez would probably flinch if you popped your shoulder and faked a jab at his nose. Then you tell him two for flinching while giving him the peace out sign. Boom. Debate victory. Suck it, medical community. Buncha soy boy cucks.
  15. Defense opening statement: "I have the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm. Fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck 'em all. I bury those cockroaches. I just want what's coming to me. The world, Chico. And everything in it."
  16. That's what made me think this happened in Oakland. Well, that and a couple other things.
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