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Chooky

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  1. Will Efron post popcorn emojis in anticipation of his corporate messages and emails?
  2. This is another step backward for the sheep and and goat penis industry trying to become a mainstream protein.
  3. Chooky

    Kanye

    I remember seeing this video and thinking "so this is the content of the pure genius several people have mentioned to me. Huh. Kai. Thx."
  4. Now the Oath Keepers are gonna have to change their name after Trump wants to abandon the constitution. There's no oath to keep now. Maybe just Keepers? Jeepers Keepers? Oaf Keepers? Help me out.
  5. "The US Constitution is a burden. Trump 2024." 38% approval cuz pwnd.
  6. Happy Holidays, then. Damn.
  7. How can we say we're free if we don't allow NYP to publish spuriously obtained photos of people's dicks?
  8. [Crowd member 1 stepping forward] I also got my dick out. [Crowd member 2] I got my dick out. [Entire crowd in unison] I got my dick out. In the end, it wasn't just that we got our dicks out. It was the friend's dicks that we met on the way.
  9. You want to believe Hunter Biden was a rampaging agent of vice and impulsive criminality on the levels of Uday Hussein. It's more likely that he's just another spoiled twat with a voracious appetite, born into access unavailable to the .001%. If only your manifestations could've been exposed to the world who knew less than you did. Elmo, your shining bro sun in the sky, will deliver your validated feelings about your ideological opponents. You were right all along. Praise the truth revealer. Bathe him in idolatry. Until his whimsical appetite for attention leads him to act against your worldview. Then despise him and wait for another hero.
  10. Effron's dopamine levels are spiking. Approval warms incoming.
  11. The na'er-do-well offspring of a powerful legislator and politician reaped undeserved rewards from unearned influence and might have taken his dick out. This is unprecedented and has never happened before, anywhere in the world. More at 9 pm.
  12. Breaking: a US Senator's son indulged in lavish excess and probably took his dick out.
  13. And he's mad that corporate advertisers don't want to pay him to be on the world's largest scat site.
  14. Chooky

    Kanye

    Wut aboutta free speee?
  15. Chooky

    Kanye

    Kanye would absolutely shit himself if everyone just ignored all of this. At first I thought his biggest fear was irrelevance. Now I think he's at the point where he really can't stand any topic that's not about him being a headline. Hopefully this is the grand finale and his gibberish will now be dismissed like a child's tantrum in a grocery store. This is likely his last hand to play. There's really not anywhere to go after this one. He played his Hitler card too early. I'm kinda embarrassed that I've ever had an opinion on Kanye and that I just typed this. Anyway, what else is dumb?
  16. Chooky

    Kanye

    Just stopped by to see how it was going. Ah. Okay. I see. Yeah. Welp.
  17. The key to the q catfishing was selling the fantasy of seeing your political rivals rounded up by the military and executed in public. That's the core of the appeal. Jesus.
  18. Chooky

    LBGTQ

    Dennis Hastert says "hi, sit on my lap, young man."
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