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Chooky

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  1. Y'all got anymore of them tornader money checks?
  2. I kinda hope he does. Soon. While in it.
  3. We should get rid of the judiciary entirely. And about half of congress. Not the good half. Weaken the executive branch until, you know, and then strengthen it the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.
  4. Back in my day you had to wait for Gwyneth Paltrow to ski into you to get a blue checkmark.
  5. He's gonna have to improve his marksmanship if he ever gets mad at a bottle of Tabasco.
  6. If the beer is woke you should shoot the beer. This is just common sense.
  7. This means Don Jr is also vehemently opposed to Ginni and Clarence Thomas.
  8. Chooky

    Shit My Kid Says

    I don't even know what it means but I'm pretty sure I teribated this week. Maybe twice.
  9. Since the Texas legi is now purely performance-based, i think each bill should be determined by a fight between AOC and Logan Paul. Get the young people interested in the legislative process.
  10. That's how that one girl became known as Doo Doo Foot Longoria.
  11. I just put in a new roof. Not solar. But I still feel incomplete about it without knowing Cat turd's opinion on the workmanship. Or Catturd. Or Cat's turd. Or Mr turd or whatever.
  12. It's clear that elon should start a PAC and lobby for legislation that makes it illegal to dislike him or view him as silly. He's a mysterious genius with a quirky edge and a brilliant sense of humor. Viewing him otherwise shouldn't be allowed.
  13. Imagine that your kid's biggest problem was reading Larry McMurtry.
  14. Ha! Sam Hyde memes are becoming mainstream information simply because posts are boosted due to someone's mom having a master card. This is the dumbest fucking genius the world has ever known.
  15. I have a sawed off double barrel that rests in a sheath on my back but it's purely for fashion. Looks badass with my vest and shoulder pads.
  16. You know where the real danger is? A drag queen singing a Liza Minelli number. Zero tolerance! Protect the children!
  17. Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote.
  18. Trump should respond to this by having Hannity scramble around the driving range while he fires golf balls at him.
  19. If Trump is not charged I'll probably have to blame it on @TwiceHorn
  20. Notorius GED. I've been seeing that on Twitter. Hilarious.
  21. Who runs Alpha Town? Elon. Say! Louder! ELON RUNS ALPHA TOWN! Embargo lifted.
  22. Onetime i got so high i turned my stereo down when a DPS trooper went by at about 70 mph on the other side of the highway. I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
  23. You see that Cuban Canadian over there? The one who changed his name? Yeah, that one. The one who publicly supported the man who insulted his father and his wife. He's texas tough. No, really. That's his slogan. Texas tough.
  24. He probably won't be taking a hike, though. Whatever. Take a long walk off a short pier, wheelchair boy.
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