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Chooky

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  1. I prefer a crushing, systematic hammer where there's no recourse or path from discrimination or wrongdoing. I prefer that for you. And them. But if that sword ever falls on my neck, me, I'm gonna need some goddamn options and pronto. That's my preference. That's a good system. The fuck you system. But if that system fucks me, then it's time to consider a brief system that fucks you. Never fuck me, basically.
  2. It still amazes me. George Pee Bush's claim of validation is when Trump complimented him at the insulting expense of his entire family. He even made a koozie depicting the entire exchange, as we know. And these are the people who use the word "cuck" and "snowflake." Standing silent and idle while Trump insults your family has become somewhat of a GOP rite of passage. Trump's endorsement comes in the form of disparaging your father or your wife. And they line up for it. "Mr. President, we'd be really appreciative if you could find the time to call my father a useless piece of shit. Thank you in advance." These people are fascinating.
  3. Hey everyone. Look at Texas. There's a spat between our criminally indicted Attorney General and our drunk speaker of the house. Grab a seat and stare into our unflushed toilet. Hee haw!
  4. Look at Goeb. Look at the state of him.
  5. Paxton will be sleeping with one eye open.
  6. I didn't think so at first but the rest of this thread is beginning to make me think otherwise.
  7. The Texas House General Investigating Committee is woke.
  8. I expect this campaign launch will have a Leslie Nielsen cameo at some point. And eventually appearances from Laurel and Hardy and Ernest P. Worrell.
  9. With coors light party ball kegs in the back, bloating in the sun.
  10. I think a good way to turn it around would be to make it where you have to have special goggles to see twitter. Twitter goggles. Something innovative like that.
  11. I'm still optimistic that this thread will finally deliver the "elon musk truly is a visionary" arc.
  12. Imagine living in an apartment with these people. Even a round to grow on at the very end. This is going great.
  13. At one point recognized Cessna renovating as a priority. Didn't.
  14. This is all paving the way for a momentous branding opportunity by Patriot Brewing's release of Select Brew for Not Gay Dudes and Man Foam for Men Ale.
  15. Just because a person goes out of their way to inform you they hate Jews, even when you didn't ask, no matter how many times they repeat it or tattoo it on their neck, doesn't necessarily mean they do. Elon sees through that. Because of the movie 'Spaceballs' or something. What? Also elon invented liking 'The Princess Bride.' He laughs at you for not knowing that movie.
  16. The commitment to ignorance is almost impressive.
  17. He has also had a perfect walk down a ramp and perfectly drank water from a glass.
  18. I bet Trump's face got all scrunchy when Rudy suggested an equal cut.
  19. For the last 5 years all the Rudy news is gross. Shit leaking out of his head. Dildo stores. Shitting on live television. Shoes. Creeping. Fuck off for a sec, Rudy.
  20. He'll start finding out that his unhappy, blue check minions, who are so incapable of getting laid that they've made a religion out of it, are inconsolable, miserable whiners who interpret a change in the breeze as a profound betrayal. But that's the crowd he couldn't resist stroking off. Any responsible form of corporate management from this point will appear to them as a globalist, deep state operation. Best of luck, fish lips. Live in it, dude.
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