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Chooky

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  1. Trump lashing out at McConnell is like his thousandth self indictment on his inability for judgement. "I endorsed him and that's the only reason he won." Then why did you endorse him? "I hired him and then found out he's a lightweight." Okay. Bad hire, dude. "I had him over for a meal but didn't know he was antisemitic. He just happened to tag along with that really famous guy whose only headlines these days are for being virulently antisemitic." Oops. "Another of my former staffers is going to prison. Didn't know this when I hired him." Dang. "I didn't know that viper was poisonous until I tried to pick it up with my face." At what point do the dumbest of Trump's people recognize that he's at best disingenuous and at bester clumsy and incompetent? That's a dumb question, I know. I'm just asking questions here.
  2. Anther good video game would be "Roger Stone Forceps Snare." You are a first person tong and forceps carrier and you have to snatch Roger Stone from floating space wombs, rendering his head into various shapes depending on how you grab him. "Snatch Snatcher" was another title considered but all the details haven't been worked out yet.
  3. Tiny, bulbous-faced, egg-shaped man boy and turd torso, Kyle Rittenhouse, is promoting a video game that features him as the main character who goes around and shoots "turkeys who spread lies and propaganda." Sources have reported that it will still continue to get dumber than this.
  4. After his first 3 months in prison his farts will sound like Darth Vader breathing.
  5. He'll have pithy critiques about the Béarnaise sauce they make him use when he tosses salad.
  6. You got pregnant just by asking that.
  7. Quinn had regressed in footwork.
  8. The jimbo show is dipping in the ratings?
  9. Like they're all incapable of building a bonfire.
  10. Complainingly, Mike complained about people complaining.
  11. The most Trump shit ever is Trump not just claiming innocence, but claiming to be "the most innocent person ever." The most innocentest. Before him, nobody had ever seen anything so innocent. That's an argument you'd hear between napoleon dynamite and kip. I can't do another year of this dumbass nonsense.
  12. First name You. Last Name Lost. Then I filled out the rest. Like how I live on You Lost Blvd. You can guess how the rest went.
  13. I want see the looks on GOP faces when Kari Lake informs them of her new movement to make it easier for more people to vote.
  14. That was the first time i got a glimpse at her tendency toward obnoxious wrongness. She was steadfast against marijuana, citing auto safety as her greatest concern. Here, and everywhere in the world, for whatever reason, auto fatalities decline drastically where there's legalized marijuana. Multiple counties reported half the amount of DWI arrests. She had an irreversible opinion based on nothing and hadn't bothered to do the slightest amount of review. Just emotional gibberish as her guide. She knew better and believed her own horseshit. She did some decent things over the years. The bicameral bill with Lofgren to protect migrant workers from deportation was responsible and sound legislation. Great. But it's time to go. Like many other obnoxious assholes, she began to believe she possessed expertise in areas she knew nothing about simply because she existed in congress so long. Boorish nonsense behavior.
  15. Pence once got so angry at Trump he said "That's a bunch of bull mess! Turkey crud! Bull turkey!"
  16. I'm late to the tasteless party. My bad.
  17. Username checks out for what that smaller plane did.
  18. I bet Trump still thinks his daughter married an albino even though everyone keeps telling him "Albanian."
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