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Chooky

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  1. I think that means he got died. Sorry. I meant he got deaded.
  2. I'm stunned to hear how seemingly well the Walker campaign handled that on behalf of the staffer.
  3. Doesn't kevin have devout shoulders? Isn't he paladin? Yeah, but this will help him with more manna. Sigh. Christ!
  4. George Hahn is hilarious. And then he can be almost violently hilarious.
  5. Ben Shapiro's voice. I always think someone set the video at 1.25 speed. Nope. That's his voice.
  6. Maybe they're just staring at the ankles on that fat lady from Florida.
  7. He's the first openly gay astronaut to walk on Jupiter.
  8. This should become a new tradition for the GOP anytime they acquire a house majority. The Ceremonial Spreading of the Anus: The Gapening
  9. Kevin has spent years degrading himself in order to condition for this kind of humiliation. It's like a version of shame cross training. He's now impervious to embarrassment. I respect him for it. He now has the power to lay on his back on the house floor and light his farts while the next round of votes are tallied. That's how powerful he has become.
  10. When that fat lady from Florida went up there I was hoping she'd start singing. It would've been very symbolic.
  11. Won't the pressure gauge let you know?
  12. Yeah, dude just taunted the lords of karmic irony. He'll explosively shit in front of a crowd in 2023.
  13. A good strategy would be expecting the best programmers and most talented business managers WANT to shit and piss into a bucket right next to their desk.
  14. Waiting for someone to post that Kramer slamming money on the counter gif.
  15. Rudy just sittin' there shittin'.
  16. I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it.
  17. "The blood of those who mocked me will run through streets and merge into the sewers and eventually cascade into a volcano of bile and effluvium. HAPPY NEW YEAR and may health be with you all."
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