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Chooky

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  1. How could I have expected even the slightest improvement from this lunatic cadre of shit dicks?
  2. The House will later be instructed to vote "eye" or "nay."
  3. Yes. He murdered like a murdering murderer whose daughter in law was ugly.
  4. Rafael Cruz, ethnic Canadian gentleman, now defending Paxton at the last second to fall in line with the guy who insulted his father and his wife.
  5. Uncle Nate's butthole is probably sealing up like a zip loc sandwich bag right now.
  6. Make Ken Paxton Tom DeLay Again
  7. I prefer a crushing, systematic hammer where there's no recourse or path from discrimination or wrongdoing. I prefer that for you. And them. But if that sword ever falls on my neck, me, I'm gonna need some goddamn options and pronto. That's my preference. That's a good system. The fuck you system. But if that system fucks me, then it's time to consider a brief system that fucks you. Never fuck me, basically.
  8. It still amazes me. George Pee Bush's claim of validation is when Trump complimented him at the insulting expense of his entire family. He even made a koozie depicting the entire exchange, as we know. And these are the people who use the word "cuck" and "snowflake." Standing silent and idle while Trump insults your family has become somewhat of a GOP rite of passage. Trump's endorsement comes in the form of disparaging your father or your wife. And they line up for it. "Mr. President, we'd be really appreciative if you could find the time to call my father a useless piece of shit. Thank you in advance." These people are fascinating.
  9. Hey everyone. Look at Texas. There's a spat between our criminally indicted Attorney General and our drunk speaker of the house. Grab a seat and stare into our unflushed toilet. Hee haw!
  10. Look at Goeb. Look at the state of him.
  11. Paxton will be sleeping with one eye open.
  12. I didn't think so at first but the rest of this thread is beginning to make me think otherwise.
  13. The Texas House General Investigating Committee is woke.
  14. Ric Renner should be AG.
  15. Clunky Elon and Dopey Ron.
  16. I expect this campaign launch will have a Leslie Nielsen cameo at some point. And eventually appearances from Laurel and Hardy and Ernest P. Worrell.
  17. With coors light party ball kegs in the back, bloating in the sun.
  18. I think a good way to turn it around would be to make it where you have to have special goggles to see twitter. Twitter goggles. Something innovative like that.
  19. I'm still optimistic that this thread will finally deliver the "elon musk truly is a visionary" arc.
  20. She is mostly gravy, though.
  21. If a sphincter had eyes and fetal alcohol syndrome.
  22. Imagine living in an apartment with these people. Even a round to grow on at the very end. This is going great.
  23. At one point recognized Cessna renovating as a priority. Didn't.
  24. This is all paving the way for a momentous branding opportunity by Patriot Brewing's release of Select Brew for Not Gay Dudes and Man Foam for Men Ale.
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