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Chooky

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  1. Whether it was or wasn't they will make sure that "it was." MAGA bends the reality they want around their skull.
  2. You are internet tough guy'ing your ass off ... on the internet. Hypothetically, you're one of the toughest guys I've ever read ... on the internet. Are you at war, soldier?
  3. Pretty much. It's programmed to produce new ways to misspell simple words and butcher punctuation.
  4. 7 on 7 definitely has its drawbacks, especially for quarterbacks. And I'm not a 7 on 7 hater. What's remarkable about Shedeur, is that he got severely punished for two seasons holding the ball too long and it still didn't change the habit. Nobody on the Colorado staff could get him to stop.
  5. Lulz that some moron on ESPN took the cue from internet land and created the topic of "are Kevin Stefanski and the NFL colluding in sabatoging Shedeur Sanders." From the time he arrived, the entire camp and each preseason game Shedeur has definitely been mostly hammered about his tendency to hold the ball. Then he loses 41 yds rushing in less than 10 snaps. They probably threw the empty set at him to force him to release the ball and he still drifted backward for a loss of 22. Not allowing him back out for the 2 minute dril was likely punitive. And it should be. Go sit the fuck down if you can't listen. Congratulations. You squandered your exhibition opportunities. You don't deserve shit. Nobody owes you shit.
  6. Then he'll still take too long to throw but he'll be holding the ball higher up while he dumbly stares into the void thinking that "open" means Travis Hunter separated by 8 yards from a kid named Tanner who played for North Dakota State.
  7. He sucks at multiple levels on the awareness scale. He led both conferences he played at in college in sacks. And the play you're talking about was from an empty set, which means he's looking for the most immediate throw or trying to find a place to throw it away. This is what he saw prior to backpedaling for a 22 yd loss. He might be a complete fucking moron.
  8. Message him that you work for EA and you were chosen and he was not.
  9. This is exactly what I pray for in the first ten seconds of any influencer video. If you drive your car into anyone during their livestream I will "like, subscribe and hit that notification bell" to all of your content. The driver of that car was the real hero. Find that driver and offer them an endorsement deal and encourage them to continue that special brand of content.
  10. Flood shit the bed a little the past two cycles of replenishing personnel. I'm not saying he's solely responsible. And that's not being negative or hating. This has been a common opinion on public subscriptions boards. People get real touchy when it's mentioned. It's to the point where dullards will recite "I guess you'd like to see Strong or Herman back if you're so unhappy with this staff." Holy shit. The internet.
  11. I don't see them either. And I also don't see them on what feels like a daily basis.
  12. You articulated all of this better than I could think it out. I've subconsciously noticed a theme on Texags where the majority gloss over York's diminutive stature as if they're discussing Dat Nguyen. And I actually started believing that he must be a feisty overachiever as I got caught in the lazy current of aggie delusion. He can wrap and tackle well enough. But he isn't the lateral missile or interior authority that they're allowing themselves to believe. He has done well enough cleaning up inside as backs stumble through initial contact. So naturally they've talked about whether he'll be drafted somewhere after his junior year. The reality is that he was still a 3 star prospect even after winning two district mvp's. In the Chin Pubes comic strip he's a midget version of Quentin Coryatt. 40 pounds ago he ran a 12.01 100 that was probably in a 21 mph back wind. His 5'10 listing is true if Joe Rogan is 6'2. Many giggles will be had after they are giving up an average of 8 ypc when they're done playing ND, Mississippi State and Auburn.
  13. Understanding sports is no longer required for what ESPN has been doing for the last 6 years.
  14. That's the kind of shit that pisses that guy off.
  15. Should just pour White Claw on them.
  16. The Browns shutoff retire his number after that performance. Put him in direct proximity to Jim Brown.
  17. Tool shelf for a dresser. That's some seriously redneck shit going on. There's an old dirt dobber's nest in her sock drawer. She probably has names for some of the bed bugs in there.
  18. I can't stand Shedeur but what you can't take away from him is that he's very accurate and he's tough. That dude took a beating in college. Half of the beatings were from his decision to hold the ball forever. But the dude can take some shots.
  19. Parker Livingstone caught a ball with two hands near the sideline. I don't think it has ever been done.
  20. Maxwell moved to a min security facility. One of the most vile exchange of favors in US govt history is underway.
  21. It wasn't. Social media is trying to antagonize @closetojumping
  22. The starfish has an ass.
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