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Chooky

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  1. Fuck him. He ran against an exhausted defense because Sark and the offense couldn't get first downs. They more than doubled Texas in plays from scrimmage at the end of the third quarter. He got stuffed back into his own asshole when Texas was fresh. He's a good player. Tough dude. But pretty pathetic to watch so many people glaze his knob. Fuck him.
  2. Pigs eat meat.
  3. No. Whitlock likely squeezed that one out of his gelatinous, ricotta cheese ass crack.
  4. Trumpies getting mad at trump for not being stupid, vile or bigoted enough is fun to watch.
  5. Whitlock is fat in body and spirit. He sucks. And he's fat.
  6. I'm pretty sure that's in the Constitution.
  7. By the end of his Texas tenure he couldn't be bothered to go to Pflugerville. Mack was fully aware of his detachment. That's why he flew to Florida so he could take a picture of himself standing in the corner of a field at a high school game. Because how could people be convening to organize his dismissal while he was on the grind, turning over every stone in the dirt for the future of the program? Never mind that he traveled on a private jet to get there and the whole thing was choreographed bullshit. "I'm good at dealing with people! Why can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!"
  8. BYU kicking the onside early was some disrespectful shit. I thought it was strange that they went back to using 10 personnel for the majority of the game. I thought they stopped doing that after Nebraska spent an entire game taking free sprints into their backfield. And then their game last night looked very similar to the NU game. Probably just a coincidence.
  9. "Sometimes they'd gripe that you didn't win ten games then then you'd remember that they griped when you won ten and didn't win more." He has so many axes to grind. I don't want him anywhere near this program.
  10. Username not only checks out, but is so oddly specific that it's spooky.
  11. Anyone who watched more than a quarter of the Alamo Bowl is just a hater. If you slightly giggled a couple of times you will be taken to a reprogramming camp so someone can remind you that they were only 1 - 11 recently.
  12. Apparently this young dude's personal relationships are very important to you. This is the second time you've squawked dumb, Fox News, Bro style podcast language about this issue. Do you have any original thoughts about it that you concocted on your own or are you baiting everyone into a query so you can spew out what you heard someone else say about it? I'm not trying to be a dick, but you've mentioned it t twice now and I have no idea what you're talking about -- or why it would be relevant.
  13. Fat guy in a little coil.
  14. Okay, Mr. Pedantic. Maybe i should've said I think he's got the background and clout to be an elite recruiter. Or if 3 of Texas's top 5 targets had visits scheduled to Boulder I'd be a tad antsy. My point was that they were paper thin at some positions this year and were otherwise more talented than their mostly favorable schedule. At linebacker they could have just used bodies. Not a former Alabama prospect, just humans shaped like linebackers and he isn't optimizing his roster with high school numbers. He could have had more depth and developmental prospects and he chose not to do that. My opinion is that he should probably do that.
  15. 8 enchiladas is a feat. I'm legitimately in awe. I would have launched through the ceiling like a space shuttle the next day. Or within the hour.
  16. The two weirdest things about this thread are that the buff fans here have never seemed to be very knowledgeable about their own team's roster and the casual, just here because "Deion shiny" poster can't stand it if they sense you're not wholly buying into his self aggrandizing gibberish. The fawning deion disciples fail to highlight his most important victories. Even @Pancho lazily drops in to post a carefully crafted PR message. Because Deion is probably the first college coach to tell their team not to smoke or fuck around before a game. Or maybe they just failed to choreograph and film it for the masses. That's like texting your friend a Geico commercial. Acquiring Julian Lewis was a program coup and probably the biggest thing to happen to the school after having Shedeur and Hunter fall in their lap. Getting the Salter kid from Falwell and Rape Enthusiast Ian McCaw University was a sneaky and underrated depth move. That class ranks in the mid thirties with only 14 high school players. TCU has a higher ranked class but probably only because they signed 30. Deion could easily have a top ten class but he's too special to travel and indulge a recruit's family. If he had signed 25 high school players last year and developed some EE's they could have shored up a couple of units where they were paper thin. Deion's game management and a dearth of bodies at some positions are really the only reason they didn't run their schedule in the big 12. If they had done that they're likely paying Texas this weekend. Eventually CU fans will begin to resent that nonsense if they can ever dislodge their heads from deion's diamond-encrusted sphincter.
  17. Riveting exchange.
  18. Quality retort. Way to plant your feet. Meh Christmas to you.
  19. It's a perfectly accurate post. It takes an insecure bitch to go to the lengths of banning a tubby little columnist from your program for making snide and sarcastic comments. And only the most rabid prime-sexual would fawn over him for only beating two teams with a winning record. He did a great job of accumulating talent fast. And then mostly squandered it against lesser teams. But he does indeed deserve credit for rapid improvement. But not as much as Kenny Dillingham. But you probably don't even know that name because it isn't provided with your daily ESPN enema. Deion is barely the fourth best coach in that shitty conference.
  20. Like all of them over a year old, it probably had major sensor and code issues already.
  21. Even in that world of sensitive, tender asses, Deion holds the mantle for whiniest bitch in the industry. It takes a rare breed of labia skin to ban a columnist who does snark and boomer humor for the Denver Post.
  22. After being featured in two glowing segments on 60 Minutes and being named 'Sportsman of the Year' by Sports Illustrated for going 4 - 8, he continued to whine about not being treated fairly by the media. He's a cunt.
  23. Deion is still a twat.
  24. DEA spells drugs.
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