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Chooky

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  1. As indeterminate as your method may be, the percentage would still come down when I factor in QB/WR combos who lit their own flatulence while in the process of attempting a fade route. They had a dismal success rate. Inarguably.
  2. Fades to Xavier Worthy in close games made me want to shave my head and bite into a cocktail glass and chew it like popcorn.
  3. Hilarious that people are still buying this. Kirk click Bohls did his lazy nonsense and it stuck.
  4. If you guys start arguing about the WNBA I'm gonna light a Nari Shakti Puraskar Award on fire and resurrect Nicolas Chauvin to ejaculate on it. I stand by my statement.
  5. That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two.
  6. Yesterday the files didn't exist. Now they were written by Obama. You'd have to be really focused on your acquiescence ritual, like on a deeply spiritual level, to buy this pound of ham. BOTH SIDES!
  7. That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something.
  8. I, for one, have forgotten all about Jody Epstein, whatever his name is -- whoever he might be. Trump should bomb Puerto Rico and wipe this news off of the forefront.
  9. Who is "they?" Yeah, I guess i agree. "They" really need to flush all of this into the open. It appears at least one side of the House, in entirety, doesn't want that to happen. The other side, however ... .
  10. Well, it'd be nice to know, wouldn't it? Who could make that happen right now?
  11. This is our concern, dude.
  12. You absolutely understand why this is newsworthy. The House vote was meaningless to what the DoJ would be required. It looked more like a loyalty test. The Man Who Wears Makeup just got a wet turd slung into his face and wants everyone back on the reservation. The best they could do is a gesture of solidarity. The Orange, Butterscotched Quaffed One, and a huge bulk of his cabinet, have been sqwawking about transparency over this single issue for two years. It was basically the cornerstone of the entirety of the Vice President's campaign talking points. Now an abrupt change of priority. Nothing to see here. You're pretending this is a non story, for political reasons, while you squeal about politics being discussed in the DT. You understand that this is foul. But you're here to insist that you aren't acknowledging it while you acknowledge it. You look silly.
  13. Maxwell was charged and is now in prison for sex trafficking. Strangely, nobody knows where the sex got trafficked. It's not important. The sex was probably trafficked to Whitey Bulger or into space. One of those is dead and the other is really far away. So, it's fine now. It's done. You sound very unpatriotic for inquiring about this.
  14. I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen.
  15. Because they've been told that further sealing this shit up and enduring derision for a cover-up is a heap fuck ton better than revealing what's on that goddamn list. Remember that time Alex Acosta swooped in, out of nowhere, for reasons nobody could explain, into a perfectly staffed and capable criminal jurisdiction, to restructure and soften an already agreed upon plea agreement for epstein, without consulting a single victim or the prosecutors, the day of epstein's sentencing and then he was later awarded for it by being appointed as Trump's labor secretary? That had nothing to do with this. Just a peculiar coincidence. Trump simply wanted Acosta to secretary the shit out of that labor. There was nobody more cut out for the job. Total coincidence that all of these hideous ghouls were all fucking around in Florida during this time. Anyone still pondering this is probably very unpatriotic.
  16. If you play pretty much offline dynasty only, the game is thoroughly broken by year 3 of your dynasty. Every mid tier team ends up being around a 55 overall because of their deal breaker nonsense with players. Very EA of them to release this game without testing the layout just 3 or 4 seasons into a single player campaign. And you're correct. The safest play with an EA sports game is to wait about 6 weeks for them to undo all their dumbass concepts that can't be executed or are too convoluted for long term play. Their beta testers are the paying customer. Definitely best to wait for them to patch all of their dumb, broken bullshit.
  17. I don't know. I thought they had a few more than that last season. I could look it up but I don't really care.
  18. I'm not buying that the staff can have him up to 300 by September. But what i like about this kid is that my source in Cul-de-sac Heights said he has the IT factor. But what i don't like is that Cul-de-sac Heights isn't a real place and I made up the source. Either way, we'll continue to monitor this as things unfold.
  19. I think Colorado has 5 high school players committed. 5. Five.
  20. Off to a good start, buddy.
  21. @Derka will be buying it, too. So will I. But me and Derka will be the only two out of this group that will be back on this thread to bitch about particular aspects of the game.
  22. As dumb as it was to say that shit on video, it was still funnier than anything joe rogan has ever said in any of his standup acts. His comedy specials are hideous. The podcast and his name recognition have done wonders for his ticket sales. I dare anyone to sit through the entirety of his last special. Maybe liver king could argue that rogan deserved a severe beating just for that last comedy special.
  23. Is Shedeur gonna be able to go Rolex deep into Deshaun?
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