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Chooky

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  1. Confirmed. They insist on using Skoog hose exclusively.
  2. Then why did they even bother with firing Stalions? On second thought, this one is on me for even taking that paragraph seriously. My bad for addressing any of that. You laid on your back, pulled your knees to your chest, held a lighter to your ass, lit your flatulence, and here i am giving it a serious performance review. Again, my bad.
  3. It was dumb. They took points OFF the board that would give them a 3 possession lead. And that was after a twelve play, 85 yard drive. CU was instantly motivated again and the crowd went from dead to apeshit. Then, like clockwork karma, sanders started hitting receivers deep. We forget that most of these guys are just overrated P.E. teachers.
  4. I don't have any inside info. My last aggie source left awhile ago. He was a trainer who had to wash Daylon Mack's ass with a high pressure hose and a deck brush.
  5. Being a robotic slave to it is dumb. I think Lanning went overboard with it and it contributed to Oregon's loss. Early in the Herman tenure, he'd dismiss logic defying decisions with "that's what the binder said to do." The binder. It was enraging. I cringed a tad yesterday when Sark said "also that's what the book said to do, too." It didn't piss me off as much because I think he called a really good offense Saturday. People open everywhere but Murphy seized up for some reason.
  6. What specific group of unhinged, socially inept, and delusional people would think that exchange made McKinley look good? Oh. Oh yeah. Never mind.
  7. What happened there? What was the deal with his mom?
  8. Sean Lewis called too much bull mess. Shurmur won't call as much bull junk. Coach Sanders identified the problem as being mostly bull junk and bull mess. You know the best way to remedy bull mess and bull junk? Have less of either.
  9. How much of the national debt would you pay off? All of it. How difficult would that be? It would be very easy. How long would that take? It would happen very fast. How fast? Very. "Oh, I like this guy. He knows stuff."
  10. In the pursuit of a Heisman campaign for an egregiously unchecked shithead, their starting running back is lucky to get 4 handoffs in any first half for the entire season. The vast percentage of their film says "tee off and attack the quarterback on every play without getting punished." Treat every down like it's 3rd and 9. So he throws his entire offensive line under the bus in public. Cutting edge approach.
  11. Line judge. The linesman would be on the other sideline, with the chains. But yes, you're right, Deterding is a piece of shit human and an aggie homer.
  12. If you thought you'd hire Biff Poggi and hope Biff Poggi wasn't gonna do it the Biff Poggi way, you clearly don't know Biff Poggi.
  13. Steve is a 7-5 type game manager. That moronic shit will cost you a game against a competent offense.
  14. Horses aren't even allowed in bars.
  15. I think you misinterpreted everything. You immediately defaulted to twat mode. Because you're a twat.
  16. You're a very wound up little ball of angst and drama. My comment was actually inappropriate humor. I've never seen the group picture with Jones. And his expression there is bizarre. Either way, you should continue to angrily lash out at people for obscure reasons and act like an emotional little bitch ass pussy.
  17. Too many 2 remember-tinis will result in not remembering shit.
  18. He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition.
  19. I think it's disrespectful and classless to keep pointing out that she looks like a fat, bloated manatee. We can discuss her faults without reducing the discourse to the singularity of her being a fat bitch. Do better.
  20. Taylor Hamm is also one of the tallest dudes Texas.
  21. Remember that time Jenna Ellis sat next to Rudy in Michigan and had to inhale his farts and pretend that he didn't take a shit in front of everyone?
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